Real Housewives of Atlanta : What did Dwight do to himself

Yall...........I was on twitter today and folks were tweeting the link to a past episode of My Super Sweet 16 that showcased Dwight as the party planner.  I definitely saw this episode and would have never thought that this was the same man.


He screwed himself royally....like he very much looks sickly now on RHoA.

Skip to 2:55 seconds to see the old Dwight Eubanks

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Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 4

Even Cynthia's intro is boring.

This is the headline picture...because my face look one of these ways every time Phaedra came on the screen.  FORREAL!!

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NeNe and this surgery...lawd
Bryce sucks girl...just get rid of him
Dr. WHITE MAN!!! lawd but I'm happy she's making those boobs smaller before she walks around looking like Kim with wayward beach balls on her chest.

Dr. WhiteMAN lost his cool looking at NeNe
And NeNe bout should have listened to her friend bout that nose....cuz its not bad but she knows the troubles of Dwight breathing and ish.

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How does Kim afford a chef...forreal???????
Oohhh her folks have money!! I can tell
Kim is so her fathers child!! She looks just like that man....she shoulda whipped off her wig so we could have seen it better.
OMG really Kim back w/ Poppa...u really are a triflin ass heaux
Kims dad played her w/ church...like forreal.  He may as well told her that God said he's done with her how hard he went. lol
Kims mom is a gold digger too lol.  Y'all peep how she was all about her being with Poppa.
I luv her dad though haha but he knows those tears he had when she sang as a young child were because she sucked.  But you gotta love a dad's unconditional (sometimes deaf) love of their daughter.

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She got on a who gon' check me shirt?? Lol fool
Wtf her guy lost points off this dumb ass seminar topic.  Its the dead horse that keeps on getting the shit beat out of it.  Damn!!!
Sheree is a gold digger...NeNe u betta tell it...cuz that heaux want $$$


Phaedra's Roast after the Jump:

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 3

Why do we have to start the show with Kim again.................*deep sigh*

Kim...I hope they talk about your wigs behind your back because they are ALLLL awful!!!
Kim you children are fast just like you....

Who the eff does Kim think she is with all that damn luggage for a couple days....like WTF.

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I always forget about Brent.  OOO and he look just like that man...oh Greg.
wait is the dog named PLAYA???? o_O

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Ugh oh....this is the season of Dwight's Intervention...........clearly enough oxygen is not getting to his brain through those nostrils.

Dwight......none of that shit adds up to $3,000 yet alone $30,000.

Sheree that was funny talmbout his nose...but u still aint shit.
Oh my gosh....Sheree is sooooo basic.
And you know Sheree is someone who stands by his point...yall need to stop arguing with him.  He's not gonna back down.  "Who gon' check me, Boo" remember that.

The reason Black Women are Single after the Jump:

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 2

So...we start the episode off to realize that Kim is related to Sarah Palin...............huh???......u know....just how Palin swear she smart and a politician and shit .......Kim swears she's a pop star........oh and she thinks her hair looks good but that's another issue.

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Why does Phaedra wear so much damn makeup...I understand she's just a diva and a southern girl but you too damn made up.  Your lips look horrid girl.

And NeNe is such a hater...........to not have no damn job or degree or straight husband........oh my bad.

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Why is Big Lil Kandi rejecting in the lil shot......Kandi stop tryin to sang....mess mess mess....
Ne-yo cant save you boo.....I luh me some Ne-yo and he makes hits but gggiiirrrlll you need more than that chil'

Kandi...yes you can write hits but your ass cant sing them..........why you worked in a group you ask???? because there were other broads to over sing you fool.

HAHAHA But why can folk only name "No Scrubs" for Kandi....

and even though he gon'.............. wasn't AJ a scrub...........my bizzle #toosoon

HELL NO
Kim got 100,000 off that joint....let me make an autotune joint so i can pay some bills. SHIT....

oh...AND is Ne-yo Kandi's gay?? ok jk jk....I actually don't think Ne-yo is gay.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP...

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #10

RHoA is clearly boring me...i don't even feel the need to actually write my notes into anything cohesive to post...ah well. When this season started i decided to actually watch it and blog about it...so i shall see the craziness through. lol

Here are my notes/random thoughts about each "HOUSEWIFE"

Kim
- Kim shopping like crazy since she got that damn ring. Guess she ain't a "broke hoe" anymore.
- Why would you miss Kandi's event to plan an engagement party for her...if its a surprise isn't that causing suspicion.
- Why is Kim shopping in 32" heels lmao
- No one asked you if the card was with Big Poppa.....bitch you got that ish from Big Poppa


Kandi

- Don't let Kim off that easily. That ish is fake. She could have texted you that.
- Call her out Kandi.....exactly she pays the bill with papa's money
- I feel like Kandi doesn't have much Tact...that's her problem (re: what she said to Lisa about her spending)
- Kandi did give me a better impression after her performance...i wish her the best...she gotta reign that voice in a lil more...but she should be good.


NeNe

-Fabulous - she looks great
- This is a good dialogue on domestic violence (reasons you stay.....and breaking points)
- Amen for this event!! Heel the Soul
- I'm excited for the success of this event
- Yay from boo from LA....yeeeeesssss....i love love love it
- OOOO she called Big Poppa imaginary.......iDied
- I wonder if this new man is nene's dad...we shall see next week maybe


Lisa

- Gorgeous .......GORGEOUS
- I feel Lisa on her catch 22...you want the best for your man but there's always a situation that could be better for you.
- I need a man like Ed...I'm jealous of you Lisa...dammit. lol
- Damn...I'm sure it hurts to see the man you love feel like that. it would hurt my heart
- If she is preggers.....I'm gonna scream....awwwww she's not....soon enough

* I love Lisa and NeNe's husbands........gosh....i mean they are the only ones w/ husbands...........well at least ones that belong to them *coughKimcough* *



Sheree

-The concept of this commercial is hot....I just hope she can pull it off
-Bitch....you're whack...i don't care what you do because of how you hating on Lisa I'm not in your corner at all.
-How your collection international and you ain't got one piece of clothing even in the u.s. at the moment....sit yo $5 ass down before i make change
-Why Sheree feel like she an effing expert...she don't wanna listen to ish that Dwight says.
- Get it Sheree with your running...that working out paid off huh....I'm glad since you couldn't help but tell us how expensive it is!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #9

Again...because I'm just not feeling it lately...random thoughts on each housewife from this episode.

RIP TO A.J. ....and condolences to and prayers for Kandi and AJ's family.(Bravo Statement)

Kim

-K&K birthday bash...........
-Kim aint got no $$ but she dont want any cheap anything..GTFOH
-Wait........maybe her and Sheree are alike...having parties with no money
-she is of course Back with big poppa...for the money...lmao
-Kim sounds effing awful.......omg she sounds whack
-Proposed to...........wtf........will that last...hmmmm...look at that ring...tacky like Kandi's ring no wonder..he asked her opinion....

Kandi
-Ok...i see Kandi with all the platinum sales
-Kandi wrong as shit...and aint worth shit for letting Kim sing like that...wtf...you wrong as shit
-This man hazing the heck outta Kandi....
-Kandi looks too cute at this birthday party...amen for that
-Kandi and this performance....idk how i feel...she did better than i thought

NeNe
-girl what you got on...this red and black dress...not my taste
-kim = low down monkey with a wig on..........a monster.........DEAD
-you betta tell these women to be real women...how she gonna pre judge you...umph weak women...wwweeeelll

Lisa
-Bringing up the good point of how did Kandi get involved...cuz Kandi likes drama
-I LOVE LISA!!!
-Her and Ed are too cute
-Lisa you betta call Kim out

Sheree
-did i mention i hate Tania......ugh ugh ugh
-Tania makes me love Sheree i cant stand her so much
-She going to NY to act foolish about this clothing line...i wonder
-uh oh.....She by Sheree looking like Shit by Sheree
-Dwight is talking about Sheree like he aint sittin in front of her...lmao
-That signature drink idea was whats up...you better listen to Dwight chick

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #8

*New Episode*

This week is in the form of Random Thoughts on Each "Housewife"

Kim
-Big Poppa is back....dum dum dum
-Kim's lil bff is all up in the spot light now huh.
-Kim's wigs muffugin suck AND she got collagen in her lips ...maybe while she was in the hospital
-How she gon' say Big Poppa's current marriage is just a piece of paper...but she wanna ring....clearly it doesnt mean anything
-So kim is out looking at all this jewelry...didnt she just tell Cori that she was poor...thats why she going back to moneybags....she's so see thru....ugh
-how is $32000 not a lot for a necklace......gtfoh

Sheree
-oh lawd "butcher, baker, candlestick maker" is back...i hate Tonia
-Sheree is way too self centered...idk how her and Tonia are friends...i guess birds of a feather...
-This man's work is beautiful (Paintings)...but he's probably like who the fuck is Sheree Whitfield...i'm still like who is Sheree Whitfield...lmmfao
-I'm so mad she wants a supersized picture...and everyone is shocked too...i'm with NeNe...where the eff she gon ptu that joint
-Seeing Sheree's mom almost makes her human...lol
-I still dont understand why she is having this party...when she aint got no damn money



Lisa
-i liked the way Lisa was reading her thing
-she did it!! yay

Kandi
-She's not a bad actress
-I loved the way she read it....go 'head girl....maybe she needs to do a lil more actin.
-Dang...Kandi is all nervous...the battery pack aint an issue girl
-For her to want to be all out of it ish and "DRAMA FREE"..she shol' ran her ass over there to kim and nene talking and she talmbout she cant get the argument out of her head....she knew Nene was agitated...then she gonna go talk to Lisa about it...she has just proven she is not so "drama free" afterall
-The drama free response would have been to stayed back from all of it..and def. not gossip within earshot of NeNe and EVEN if you did when she argued she should have just said "ok, NeNe...i understand" and moved away.


NeNe
-Has anyone read NeNe's book. I wanna hear about it
-NeNe wrong about that selling the song thing....but thats real trifling
of Kim too. It was NeNe's idea to do the song


**Tonia need to sit her ass down**

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #7 (A Week Late)

*Quick Notes on last episode*


Sheree is talking about her trainer and her sessions...get it...but why is the first thing she talks about the cost. She just making herself seem more and more basic since we all know she has no money AND who told you that you look like a hot 25 year old...girl you're too much
AND girl your trainer needs to give u a free session for the hot mess he tried to hook u up with ...had u missing his freak show and everything!!! lmao

Kim is so fake. Why is she so scared to perform. I thought she knew she was the hot shit. Wait, I guess she must have heard herself after the last season...cuz MY LAWD!! Then when you hear this ish auto tuned and chopped and screwed the heck up and you feel like you can do it on your own. girl please. You make it a hit line Nene makes it a hit track. Yea I'm hating. And wasn't it Nene's idea to do this particular song anyway...Kim, you were trying to sing some other mess to Dallas.

Then you bust your butt. Then you go from its ok to busting out crocodile tears...girl please...take yo ass str8 to the hospital if its that bad...

NeNe: the preview party is nice. At least we know someone can hold a decent party without getting into a crazy war with the planner. I'm just saying.

Kandi:Why are you wasting your precious time with Kim. People aren't going to take u seriously after working with her...omg. Guess its too late though

Lisa: her lil photoshoot pic was cute for closet freak.


Alter Ego Photos are hawt!! Here they are for you to see
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Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #6

Lisa
So this week was Lisa's fashion show. Lisa had way more models than Sheree did.
However, the ATL modeling pool is whack as shit....wtf did they think this was. All kinds of hot messes walking in here. But at least she got some "legit ones"

I'm glad Lisa can see thru Sheree's bullshit. She definitely is hella crazy but right for telling Sheree she should have cancelled that show. Sheree all up in arms but Hell yea...you should have cancelled it....Lisa is so right..Sheree, u looked a hot mess

All in all...Lisa a hood stylist......her fashions are called "Closet Freak" so I'm hoping she was going for more of a hoodtastic, club wearing, kinda vibe. If she was going for high fashion or daily wear...then it was an ultimate fail. She needs to ask Dwight for a lil help though.


Kim
As usual...it's safe to say that Kim is remedial. "i get to spend time with my daughter..its like mommy and daughter time" What kind of short bus statement is that?
And I know she did not just spend $3000 on this lil piece of a heffa!! GTFOH...u don't have a job and ur "john" ain't supplying you with funding anymore. So WTF???
And why did her brokedown cracked out Malibu barbie looking self say "Lisa doesn't have any taste". BOO!! And now she meeting with Derek J. Nooooooooooo....not "transfantastic"...isn't that Sheree's hairdresser. Why he wearing those heels and dressed like that. He is too much. He cutting of MY circulation.

AND CLEARLY...Kim is also delusional. This fool said All what girlfriends wanna be her? We ain't seen these tacky hoes....that wanna be just like you Kim...they must not be on the show...lol


Sheree
Sheree is the ultimate supreme hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does She/He think she is the Queen bee of fashion
- Sheree is looking offended that Lisa offered to help her with contacts. I mean Sheree...Lisa actually is having a show WITH CLOTHES....at a VENUE....you may wanna lowkey take the HELP!! lol
Now this fool think folks copying her...gtfoh...nobody wanna be ur brokedown self. She just mad that MERCEDES was like hell no to her show cuz she ain't NOBODY.
And She looks Shocked that they don't want to proceed:
-Yes..the event is too big...Sheree..u thought you was the shit HUH!!...and you are NOT

OMG!! Yea this chick is on some "i'mma throw shade if i cant get paid type shit"
-She ain't spent time with a child in either season...now she has a recital...NO MA'AM.
-She show up in jeans...like she is queen bee.
-She gets uber offended when she gets called out.
-And she talks mad shit on what Lisa had on................HE/SHE is not even close to being my FAVORITE!!

Kandi

-Damn Kandi was so boring in the studio i forgot to comment on here...ah well. NEXT
AND I STILL HAVE NO COMMENTS ABOUT KANDI!!! DAMN....SHE REALLY IS BORING...
HOWSOMEEVER....
Kandi just did an interview with Essence saying the wedding is off...for now.

NeNe

-Has anyone read NeNe's book?
-So Bryce dropped out and moved back...Greg is right...that negro needs a JOB!!
NeNe told it right: "what woman want a man who don't have no money" or motivation or living at home doing nothing...u right
She gotta get that boy in check...she know her son is a damn mess...give him some rules.
I THINK I JUST DIED AT HER COMMENT AT KIM'S
Yes "I'm fucking hungry"....she on some ol' big girls don't care type ish!! iCANT

At the Fashion Show:
- Be honest with Lisa, NeNe...let her know her effort was good...but she needs some work. That's what a real friend does!!!
- And NeNe and Dwight are right about the Sheree thing....its ALWAYS on purpose

NeNe Quote of the Episode:
Dwight. "he says he's on the honor roll".. Ne-Ne. "He's not even in school. ask him again. maybe he'll get it right this time."... LMAO!!! that was funny!!

PO' LIL TINK TINK #FreeRogerStephens

#FreeRogerStephens

By now, we've all heard this story:

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday. Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.
A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.
Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.
A bystander held Stephens until store security came to assist, according to a WSB-TV report.
When police arrived, Stephens said that he slapped the child and that he apologized to Mathews, according to the report.
Stephens was charged with felony cruelty to children. He had his first court appearance Tuesday and is being held at the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond, according to the Gwinnett Police Department spokesman Cpl. David Schiralli.
The 2-year-old victim sustained slight redness to the face, according to the report. There was no video footage in the area the incident took place, according to the report. (Source)

So...I'm about to make some real controversial points...........AND I DON'T CARE!!

FIRSTLY: #FREEROGERSTEPHENS This man is a victim......lol. Well idk if he's a victim but it sounds good right. People wanna talk about freeing C-Murder...why cant we free Roger Stephens. lmao.

SECONDLY: Before, I get all extra crazy. I must say that I do believe that Mr. Stephens was wrong for "bitch slapping" the baby. But I bet that baby gon' THINK TWICE before she yell out in somebody else WalMart, Target, etc etc. (idk why i think this is so funny...prolly cuz it will never be my kid as I would have already smacked the shit out of them before we went out as a preemptive strike) God knows what kids to place with me as I'm a little crazy and my kids will know this. They will think twice before thinking about thinking about doing something crazy. (O_o)

THIRDLY: If Mr. Stephens were to ride the DC Metro or the NY Subway and *bitch slap* all the crazy acting kids on there wouldn't that just be great. He would be a hero. lol. Y'all know those Chirren annoy the hell out of you on the train.

FOURTHLY: In relation to my second point. Whats the deal with parenting being the ultimate example of "bitchassness". I'm just saying. Timmy is not gonna behave because you threatened to not give him his gold star for the day. Its just not gonna work. Timmy don't care about no bitch ass star. Timmy however does care if he has to walk around running into stuff all day cuz he got hit so hard his balance is off for a few hours. (Ok...REAL TALK...nobody should hit a CHILD that hard EVER!!!!!!!!! but you get my point). People need to start showing their kids that they are a little crazy so they know not to embarrass you in public because you will get them. An example: The first time your lil' pre-teen decides they are gonna go in their room and slam the door cause you "pissed them off"...make note. When that lil thang gets home the next day...they wont have a door to slam...it will be off the hinges...just sitting there. I AIN'T PLAYING!! LOL


LASTLY: Mr. Stephens may be a lil off for laying his "pimp hand" on the poor two year old but its also a lesson that folks need to make sure they have a grip on their kids before someone else gets a grip on them. We've all been at restaurants, in stores, wherever, and someone's child is running around loose acting a damn fool. Kids ducking into my dressing room...unacceptable. Kids trying to exit the store and the mom getting upset when the security guard brings them back for the third time and asks you to watch your child....unacceptable. Kids alone at the buffet messing around in all the food...unacceptable and NASTY!! So...eventually, Mr. Stephens will be outta jail...so make sure you have a handle on your children before you go out into the public with them...or they may get dealt with by someone else.

p.s. Don't his mugshot look like "And I'd hit that baby AGAIN" iCANT!!!

I'M OUT!!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta

So...I've decided that this season...i will watch this hotmess / travashamockery of a guilty pleasure show. However, I cannot...CANNOT go without commenting on the ridiculosity i see all throughout the show. This week I was not prepared to fully capture everything. So this will be short and in bullet point format. I'll experiment with the format as I go.

We start off the show with Kim trying on some hoochie ass dresses with her breasticles hanging out

-Someone on twitter asks are Kim's breasts fake...i respond: "what the hell you think...they look like beachballs" CASE CLOSED. But clearly not for him...he's not satisfied until she admitted it...but forreal though.

Kandi goes on to talk about how she just has to avoid the blogs about her and her fiance and how they are saying she bought her own ring.

*A-FUCKING-LARM....Kandi know her ass was NOT in nobody blogs before they announced she was added to this season of RH. Bitch Boo Bye

but another point on Kandi.......her ring is TACKY AS HELL. I hope she didnt buy it cause then we'd have to add tacky to her resume. And with how the hell her singing is going she does not need another bad label. (We'll get to the FIANCE momentarily)

But also...maybe its just me...but Kandi...you bragging on your hair stylist but boo the curls are not for you

i need the Kandi they promised me

Ok...on to the FIANCE...so we already knew this guy had 6 kids...no taxes for him...woo hoo!! but we find out this week he has not 1, not 2, not 3 , but FOUR baby mamas!! Her family goes on her. She breaks down. Her folks don't look phased!! Dammit Gina!! And then she said something about him having several legitimate businesses...Dammit Gina...like Tommy...he AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!

Sheree then takes her hot ghetto mess ass to the gun range in some nice ass high heels...fine...be cute...but tight ass leather pants also. NO MA'AM!!

Speaking of hot ghetto mess...i must give a kudos to Miss NeNe. She is looking EXCELLENT this season. The short hair cut is whats up!!

Who would have thought she would start off the season as the "calm" mediator. Love it boo!!

So on to the Setup of Kim!!

-This fool does not know what she's got herself into.

-Sheree's ass is lying too

-*rewind* Why the eff does Kim have an assistant. They need to whoop her ass just for that.

- Its gon' pop off next week. Jesus be a MIB mind eraser because Black Folks we about to be permanently set back!!!

*Good Parts of the Show*

- We already mentioned NeNe's upgrade...again kudos.

- As always .....Lisa and Ed!! I love love love them!! Ed wants to knock her up so bad. They are sweet. I hope they remain drama free!!

And as I'll end every post. I love me some Greg!!

**** Bet' Not NOBODY...NO-BAH-TEE...say nuttin' bad about Greg ****

I'm out!! Until next week....