Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #10

RHoA is clearly boring me...i don't even feel the need to actually write my notes into anything cohesive to post...ah well. When this season started i decided to actually watch it and blog about it...so i shall see the craziness through. lol

Here are my notes/random thoughts about each "HOUSEWIFE"

Kim
- Kim shopping like crazy since she got that damn ring. Guess she ain't a "broke hoe" anymore.
- Why would you miss Kandi's event to plan an engagement party for her...if its a surprise isn't that causing suspicion.
- Why is Kim shopping in 32" heels lmao
- No one asked you if the card was with Big Poppa.....bitch you got that ish from Big Poppa


Kandi

- Don't let Kim off that easily. That ish is fake. She could have texted you that.
- Call her out Kandi.....exactly she pays the bill with papa's money
- I feel like Kandi doesn't have much Tact...that's her problem (re: what she said to Lisa about her spending)
- Kandi did give me a better impression after her performance...i wish her the best...she gotta reign that voice in a lil more...but she should be good.


NeNe

-Fabulous - she looks great
- This is a good dialogue on domestic violence (reasons you stay.....and breaking points)
- Amen for this event!! Heel the Soul
- I'm excited for the success of this event
- Yay from boo from LA....yeeeeesssss....i love love love it
- OOOO she called Big Poppa imaginary.......iDied
- I wonder if this new man is nene's dad...we shall see next week maybe


Lisa

- Gorgeous .......GORGEOUS
- I feel Lisa on her catch 22...you want the best for your man but there's always a situation that could be better for you.
- I need a man like Ed...I'm jealous of you Lisa...dammit. lol
- Damn...I'm sure it hurts to see the man you love feel like that. it would hurt my heart
- If she is preggers.....I'm gonna scream....awwwww she's not....soon enough

* I love Lisa and NeNe's husbands........gosh....i mean they are the only ones w/ husbands...........well at least ones that belong to them *coughKimcough* *



Sheree

-The concept of this commercial is hot....I just hope she can pull it off
-Bitch....you're whack...i don't care what you do because of how you hating on Lisa I'm not in your corner at all.
-How your collection international and you ain't got one piece of clothing even in the u.s. at the moment....sit yo $5 ass down before i make change
-Why Sheree feel like she an effing expert...she don't wanna listen to ish that Dwight says.
- Get it Sheree with your running...that working out paid off huh....I'm glad since you couldn't help but tell us how expensive it is!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #9

Again...because I'm just not feeling it lately...random thoughts on each housewife from this episode.

RIP TO A.J. ....and condolences to and prayers for Kandi and AJ's family.(Bravo Statement)

Kim

-K&K birthday bash...........
-Kim aint got no $$ but she dont want any cheap anything..GTFOH
-Wait........maybe her and Sheree are alike...having parties with no money
-she is of course Back with big poppa...for the money...lmao
-Kim sounds effing awful.......omg she sounds whack
-Proposed to...........wtf........will that last...hmmmm...look at that ring...tacky like Kandi's ring no wonder..he asked her opinion....

Kandi
-Ok...i see Kandi with all the platinum sales
-Kandi wrong as shit...and aint worth shit for letting Kim sing like that...wtf...you wrong as shit
-This man hazing the heck outta Kandi....
-Kandi looks too cute at this birthday party...amen for that
-Kandi and this performance....idk how i feel...she did better than i thought

NeNe
-girl what you got on...this red and black dress...not my taste
-kim = low down monkey with a wig on..........a monster.........DEAD
-you betta tell these women to be real women...how she gonna pre judge you...umph weak women...wwweeeelll

Lisa
-Bringing up the good point of how did Kandi get involved...cuz Kandi likes drama
-I LOVE LISA!!!
-Her and Ed are too cute
-Lisa you betta call Kim out

Sheree
-did i mention i hate Tania......ugh ugh ugh
-Tania makes me love Sheree i cant stand her so much
-She going to NY to act foolish about this clothing line...i wonder
-uh oh.....She by Sheree looking like Shit by Sheree
-Dwight is talking about Sheree like he aint sittin in front of her...lmao
-That signature drink idea was whats up...you better listen to Dwight chick

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #8

*New Episode*

This week is in the form of Random Thoughts on Each "Housewife"

Kim
-Big Poppa is back....dum dum dum
-Kim's lil bff is all up in the spot light now huh.
-Kim's wigs muffugin suck AND she got collagen in her lips ...maybe while she was in the hospital
-How she gon' say Big Poppa's current marriage is just a piece of paper...but she wanna ring....clearly it doesnt mean anything
-So kim is out looking at all this jewelry...didnt she just tell Cori that she was poor...thats why she going back to moneybags....she's so see thru....ugh
-how is $32000 not a lot for a necklace......gtfoh

Sheree
-oh lawd "butcher, baker, candlestick maker" is back...i hate Tonia
-Sheree is way too self centered...idk how her and Tonia are friends...i guess birds of a feather...
-This man's work is beautiful (Paintings)...but he's probably like who the fuck is Sheree Whitfield...i'm still like who is Sheree Whitfield...lmmfao
-I'm so mad she wants a supersized picture...and everyone is shocked too...i'm with NeNe...where the eff she gon ptu that joint
-Seeing Sheree's mom almost makes her human...lol
-I still dont understand why she is having this party...when she aint got no damn money



Lisa
-i liked the way Lisa was reading her thing
-she did it!! yay

Kandi
-She's not a bad actress
-I loved the way she read it....go 'head girl....maybe she needs to do a lil more actin.
-Dang...Kandi is all nervous...the battery pack aint an issue girl
-For her to want to be all out of it ish and "DRAMA FREE"..she shol' ran her ass over there to kim and nene talking and she talmbout she cant get the argument out of her head....she knew Nene was agitated...then she gonna go talk to Lisa about it...she has just proven she is not so "drama free" afterall
-The drama free response would have been to stayed back from all of it..and def. not gossip within earshot of NeNe and EVEN if you did when she argued she should have just said "ok, NeNe...i understand" and moved away.


NeNe
-Has anyone read NeNe's book. I wanna hear about it
-NeNe wrong about that selling the song thing....but thats real trifling
of Kim too. It was NeNe's idea to do the song


**Tonia need to sit her ass down**

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #7 (A Week Late)

*Quick Notes on last episode*


Sheree is talking about her trainer and her sessions...get it...but why is the first thing she talks about the cost. She just making herself seem more and more basic since we all know she has no money AND who told you that you look like a hot 25 year old...girl you're too much
AND girl your trainer needs to give u a free session for the hot mess he tried to hook u up with ...had u missing his freak show and everything!!! lmao

Kim is so fake. Why is she so scared to perform. I thought she knew she was the hot shit. Wait, I guess she must have heard herself after the last season...cuz MY LAWD!! Then when you hear this ish auto tuned and chopped and screwed the heck up and you feel like you can do it on your own. girl please. You make it a hit line Nene makes it a hit track. Yea I'm hating. And wasn't it Nene's idea to do this particular song anyway...Kim, you were trying to sing some other mess to Dallas.

Then you bust your butt. Then you go from its ok to busting out crocodile tears...girl please...take yo ass str8 to the hospital if its that bad...

NeNe: the preview party is nice. At least we know someone can hold a decent party without getting into a crazy war with the planner. I'm just saying.

Kandi:Why are you wasting your precious time with Kim. People aren't going to take u seriously after working with her...omg. Guess its too late though

Lisa: her lil photoshoot pic was cute for closet freak.


Alter Ego Photos are hawt!! Here they are for you to see
(Source)

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #6

Lisa
So this week was Lisa's fashion show. Lisa had way more models than Sheree did.
However, the ATL modeling pool is whack as shit....wtf did they think this was. All kinds of hot messes walking in here. But at least she got some "legit ones"

I'm glad Lisa can see thru Sheree's bullshit. She definitely is hella crazy but right for telling Sheree she should have cancelled that show. Sheree all up in arms but Hell yea...you should have cancelled it....Lisa is so right..Sheree, u looked a hot mess

All in all...Lisa a hood stylist......her fashions are called "Closet Freak" so I'm hoping she was going for more of a hoodtastic, club wearing, kinda vibe. If she was going for high fashion or daily wear...then it was an ultimate fail. She needs to ask Dwight for a lil help though.


Kim
As usual...it's safe to say that Kim is remedial. "i get to spend time with my daughter..its like mommy and daughter time" What kind of short bus statement is that?
And I know she did not just spend $3000 on this lil piece of a heffa!! GTFOH...u don't have a job and ur "john" ain't supplying you with funding anymore. So WTF???
And why did her brokedown cracked out Malibu barbie looking self say "Lisa doesn't have any taste". BOO!! And now she meeting with Derek J. Nooooooooooo....not "transfantastic"...isn't that Sheree's hairdresser. Why he wearing those heels and dressed like that. He is too much. He cutting of MY circulation.

AND CLEARLY...Kim is also delusional. This fool said All what girlfriends wanna be her? We ain't seen these tacky hoes....that wanna be just like you Kim...they must not be on the show...lol


Sheree
Sheree is the ultimate supreme hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does She/He think she is the Queen bee of fashion
- Sheree is looking offended that Lisa offered to help her with contacts. I mean Sheree...Lisa actually is having a show WITH CLOTHES....at a VENUE....you may wanna lowkey take the HELP!! lol
Now this fool think folks copying her...gtfoh...nobody wanna be ur brokedown self. She just mad that MERCEDES was like hell no to her show cuz she ain't NOBODY.
And She looks Shocked that they don't want to proceed:
-Yes..the event is too big...Sheree..u thought you was the shit HUH!!...and you are NOT

OMG!! Yea this chick is on some "i'mma throw shade if i cant get paid type shit"
-She ain't spent time with a child in either season...now she has a recital...NO MA'AM.
-She show up in jeans...like she is queen bee.
-She gets uber offended when she gets called out.
-And she talks mad shit on what Lisa had on................HE/SHE is not even close to being my FAVORITE!!

Kandi

-Damn Kandi was so boring in the studio i forgot to comment on here...ah well. NEXT
AND I STILL HAVE NO COMMENTS ABOUT KANDI!!! DAMN....SHE REALLY IS BORING...
HOWSOMEEVER....
Kandi just did an interview with Essence saying the wedding is off...for now.

NeNe

-Has anyone read NeNe's book?
-So Bryce dropped out and moved back...Greg is right...that negro needs a JOB!!
NeNe told it right: "what woman want a man who don't have no money" or motivation or living at home doing nothing...u right
She gotta get that boy in check...she know her son is a damn mess...give him some rules.
I THINK I JUST DIED AT HER COMMENT AT KIM'S
Yes "I'm fucking hungry"....she on some ol' big girls don't care type ish!! iCANT

At the Fashion Show:
- Be honest with Lisa, NeNe...let her know her effort was good...but she needs some work. That's what a real friend does!!!
- And NeNe and Dwight are right about the Sheree thing....its ALWAYS on purpose

NeNe Quote of the Episode:
Dwight. "he says he's on the honor roll".. Ne-Ne. "He's not even in school. ask him again. maybe he'll get it right this time."... LMAO!!! that was funny!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #5.5 - Ellen Show

So the ladies of Real Housewives of ATL went on Ellen.....and acted like perfect angels.............YEA RIGHT.........Sheree and Kim acted like some simple basic bitches. I had the thought "dont they know they are on a talk show"...but then i was like these fools know they being filmed daily so why would they change for the talk show.

Here is the video.................watch and..........just watch!!!





P.S....DIDNT KANDI LOOK ALMOST MORTIFIED WHEN ELLEN SAID SHE PRODUCED THE TRACK!! I almost thought she was proud...but I like to think not. lol


I'm OUT!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #5

So this week during RHoA I was on my way to Atlantic City with my linesisters so I missed it. The only show I was able to catch up on while there was Big Brother 11. However, when i got home yesterday I went to on demand and watched the episode. The episode wasn't really that "interesting" but I did have a few points to make.


1. Kim is crazy ain't she. Her and this babysitter mess....why does she need so much "help". She ain't got no job. Also, why did she say that her assistant is the "black me". Kim is definitely a leach. I was so mad she threw a fit about being a black girl because if Sheree didn't act a fool she shouldn't. Then to top if off she chose what she wanted to do and was still piss poor at it...PISS POOR!! AND speaking of the shoot why did she show up there with her assistant. NO ONE else came there with a handler...NO ONE...she looks like a fool.

2. I think the photo shoot went really well. I'm even happy Sheree got something out of her photo because i just knew she would end up talking mad shit, which she did but corrected. I'm ready to see these pics...they should be hot.

3. Kandi needs to slow her roll when talking to Kim...cause did i hear her call NeNe "Queen Bee" etc etc. Sheree has already warned her...but she need to watch her steps before crazy Kim twists her words.


*Important Blog PSA/PRAYER REQUEST*



4. Pray for Kandi. Thats a rough situation to go through. It takes a lot for her to be able to do that photo shoot. Drunk driving is a problem and rarely gets the convictions it should when someone dies because a lot of people do it and they are afraid to convict someone else for something they do. Anytime you think about drunk driving....think about the family that was leaving a wedding a few years back in a limo and got hit head on by a drunk driver on the wrong side of the road and a little girl (who was decapitated) and the driver of the limo (who wld give free rides to drunk ppl from bars) were killed. That's a graphic image but if that's what it takes...get it in your head.


Until later this week....I'm out!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #4

This weeks episode was kinda blah....so there isn't really much for me to say.

*Kim*
So let me start off by saying: "The flashback of Kim singing was hilarious!!" I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.
And this chick is really a leech. Is she really even a Taurus or did she make that up trying to be close to Kandi. Fine, she probably is but she will use anything. Like, "Girl you on the Real Housewives of Atlanta....me too...we're meant to be (O_o)"
And now her and Kandi are "the same" and wasnt she swearing that she was the White Sheree. GTFOH
Then she says:
"You're not doing anything if you dont have haters"...right...you're not doing ANYTHING!!!!
OMG...WAS IT MY IMAGINATION OR DID KANDI ASK THIS CHILD TO SING AND SHE ACTED DUMB!! LMAO...iCant!!! KIM..JUST TELL FOLK YOU CANT SING ...at all.....your voice is dead ass wrong.
Lastly, how dare YOU...YOU...call Lisa fake as a $3 bill and Really...did you say NeNe bounces from friend to friend....heaux...thats you!!!
You talk to much shit.
You wanted to say NeNe gets jealous of you having new friends but you spend your whole day w/ Kandi talmbout NeNe being friends w/ other folk!! YOU MA'AM NEED A REALITY CHECK!!!

*NeNe*
My first topic is NeNe's Gaydar...oh yes ma'am...that joint is too strong. No need for more comments.

So, the Alter Ego photo shoot....I'm looking forward too it. If anything its a way to get all these broads together. So, there will be some ish talked!!
AND She gon' paint Kim black....i'm dying and naming her Keena. lmao. NeNe been callin Kim Keena for forever!! "She better get black...and get black quick"

You better tell the truth about all these chicks NeNe. She says what other folks dont wanna say.

Fool ass comment alert: "I got a pair of chopsticks in my purse" too much for me baby
"Gangsta boo is a chinatown chick" hahaha oh NeNe and your commentary.

WHERE IS HER AND DWIGHTS SHOW....LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

OK...i couldnt resist. NeNe's gaydar...this man Michael...too much!!
Did Michael...the gayman just swing his non-existent hair??? HE DID!!
This gayman is giving off waaay to much flair for me!! lol


*Lisa*

I'm proud of Lisa going to the gravesite after all of her anxiety!!
I'm happy she has some closure on the situation.

So this is my take on Lisa!!
Lisa may just be from the hood........w/ a asian wrapping. All of whats inside is black...she just got some flair to her wrapper. I'm just saying!!!
Ok...so Lisa daddy is asian...mama is blk...got it!! Her parents are so much older than i thought.
You see what i mean about the Asian Wrapper cuz Lisa...your young pics...hoodtastic. gangsta boo you are

Yall see G-Ma!!!
GET ME SOME VASELINE!!! PRONTO!!!


*Sheree*

HeSheree needs to get those roots done. FIRST OFF!!

Ok Sheree you are smelling yourself way too much.
How you gon' request a Maybach...
Ma'am you are not the hottest designer in town...just in ya head boo...check that!!
And these people know this!!!!
They looking at Sheree like "bitch you aint all that...you are no celebrity".
AAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD.............
Why this fool think she can get Naomi-esque models. Dont talk shit about who came...because thats what you attract. The hot models clearly dont wanna do nothing for you...cuz youre NO ONE ma'am!! ugh!!!


*Kandi*

Kandi sounds a mess!! More proof for all of yall sayin NeNe was a hater.
Kandi aint nobody hating on you cause no one was thinking about you before this show and your hot mess life. lmao But it is good entertainment. hahaha When she's not boring me to sleep that is!!

So now she loves a challenge, so boo, if you love a challenge.....i tell you ma'am....KIM IS A CHALLENGE.
And please believe Kim is funny to you until she starts dogging your ass. Lets count how many episodes until she talks about you!!

SO ...I FOUND A CLIP OF KANDI THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE ENTERTAINING...OR MAYBE ITS MORE FANTASIA!! CHECK IT OUT!!

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I'm OUT!!!

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #3

Yes...another week of RHoA!!! This week was really Kandi heavy...you know the boring, fake drama having, one. Where is my Deshawn Snow???!!! I mean really!!!

**Kandi**

Thank goodness that Kandi's hair looks better. BUT OOO that ring is STILL tacky. Sorry had to say it.

And OMG...Did Kandi mention that she's having an Engagement Party??? Thats gonna be a hot mess....hope it happens before the season is out so i can giggle!! hehe

I just had a random realization: Kandi looks like a Duck....like Huey, Dewey, Louie and Kandi.

Her fiance doesn't look like he does anything (well maybe he sales drugs or hoes cuz he was all over that cell phone during the group outing). Am I biased? And he's tacky too (cleary IF he chose that ring) cuz his earring is too big. Understated is the new BLING BLING. Get with it boo. And dudes haven't worn earrings in just one ear since Jesus was born. Another sign he is trying wwwaaayyy too hard. Give it up Sweetie!!

Was it just me or when she was doing her promo photos, did Kandi's attitude face looked all too stank...but i guess it worked.

Family time

- I'm so mad she curled that mess back up....ugh I hate that look with a passion.

-Her mother really does not like AJ...she str8 got up and left. She kinda stubborn for that. As much of a bad decision as Kandi may be making...you cant be acting like that in front of the grandbaby. But mama has some valid points though!!!

OH HAYLE NO........SHE ONLY BEEN W/ THIS DUDE 7-8MONTHS...OH HAYLE NO. I'M DONE. I'm W. Nicole West, and I do not approve this marriage!!!!

**Lisa**

I love Lisa and her advice giving. She's a good friend.

She gave some good advice to NeNe and even said some good things about the dreadfull Kandi situation.

I like that NeNe and Lisa are getting a lot closer. There wasn't too much about Lisa this week but next week is heavy on Lisa because she goes back to LA (w. NeNe). I can't wait!!

**Sheree**

Who is this "flaming v-neck diva" w/ Sheree. He/Sheree is making herself look more like a drag queen. lmao. Upon looking at the replay, he's her hairstylist. OMG. Sheree is just a mess!! She needs some life refocusing...i feel

What??...is sheree speed dating?? lol

*interjection* Dwight is fabulous!!! I love him!!

And this Speed Dating is a major FTL FOR SHEREE!!!

Sheree is not hitting the jackpot at all...no where near it. These dudes are ALL WHACK

**Kim**

from the pre-show ...did kim say "God is gonna get you"!!! I'M TOO DONE!!

Ok...Wig wearers...why does she need to get it trimmed and stuff. Cant u take that off and leave it with him...lmao. That seems like a waste of her precious time.

I'm kinda w/ NeNe on the whole Kim's money clearly comes from all these "men" married or not...and she just seems to be running around trying to "stay cute"...so why does she need an assistant and a nanny. forreal tho.

**BTW..did yall hear Anderson Cooper on the after show ask her how she makes her $$...and she was like she was a nurse like 5 years ago..and they were all like..but NOW KIM...how u make money NOW....She had to admit that Big Pappa still paying for her.....COLD BUSTED**

WTF IS THIS RED DRESS W/ THE BEACHBALLS HALF OUT...gtfoh Kim. You don't look good.

Kim ass know she cant sing...AND tryin to dog Dwight...lmao. He's not the one releasing songs. Who heard her song "Tardy for the Party"??? If you didnt, here is the link.

http://www.imeem.com/people/vzHrLba/music/8KZ9w5Ye/kim-zolciak-tardy-for-the-party-mix/

Try not to laugh at her too hard...guess she said eff Jay-Z and Death of Autotunes cuz thats all this joint is!!

**NeNe**

NeNe is brave to bring up all this stuff from her past. That DNA thing really seems to hurt her. I can respect that!!

Haha ...i love Dwights commentary about all of them getting together. Priceless!!!

I love that NeNe is trying to be a mediator this season. She's surprising herself I think. She's still hood but I think she's calming down...unless provoked of course. We know our boo is far from perfect but she's working on herself.

NeNe is the only one real about Kandi's voice. She was fine for the group thing but she is not IT for a solo thing....

Everybody wants to say NeNe is hating. But yall the same ones who were giving the screw face to Kandi two weeks ago when she was in the studio howling!!

NeNe is also right about Kim...she does seem like the cling to the moment typa chick. All over Kandi because she's the new chick who has no background knowledge.

***WAIT..HOLD THE PHONE...Did Dwight say Kandi's fiance is BETWEEN KIDS!! DEAD!!!***

And yall know i love me some NeNe...but that hood comment about Kandi...takes one to know one boo!!

~~~Hilarious Twitter Commentary~~~

RT @EJamalC: RT @areefuhstanklin: Perhaps Lisa can use Kandi's fiance's sperm to conceive these twins she wants.

RT @whitelledee: Kandi's voice grates my nerves...she kinda sounds like a goat #rhoa

RT @tweetmeblack: No Kim he is not worse!#yourvoicesoundlikesatanwithatoothache#onew/barbieswigshanttalk #rhoa

RT @tweetmeblack: I really and truly could do without any of these other foolywangs... I need Dwight & NeNe need their own show #rhoa

RT @FrillyChampagne: thank u #RHOA for NOT showing Tonia this week!

@FearceDiva i miss'd itRT @tweetmeblack:I've rewound Dwight walking in w/ what seems to be the head of one of my twins strapped to his THIGH 2Xs! #RHOA

RT @DrSanlare: Dang...makes me sad she didn't get that Hannah Montana wig done :-( #RHOA

RT @EJamalC: RT @The6thHeartbeat: Why so serious? RT @kanYeBreast: khandi look like the gotdamb joker 94% of the time

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #2

*This week...we're gonna go w/ the flow of the show. I told yall I was gonna try different formats. Let me know which one yall like best*

This week I'm also featuring hilarious Twitter commentary in each section!!!

The Fight:

So last week's episode ended off with "boughetto" Sheree deciding that she wanted to bust Kim in the head. She runs out the restaurant sayin: "I'm about to go kick her ass".

*The big Fight* .........is whack. Notable moments:

"She aint gon' do nothing" - Sheree

NeNe being civilized...i love it.

Sheree....basically said "i wanted to shake the bitch a lil bit"...talmbout "i wasn't gonna pull her wig off i just wanted to "shift it a lil bit""

AND NO THESE HOES DID NOT GET INTO A WIG VS. WEAVE FIGHT...i could died.

Basically in the end: I, myself, in my opinion, believe: (lmmfao)

Sheree is two faced...Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde like a mo fo

*KIM*

Kim BASICALLY has said......"I'm done w/ black women let me call in my White best friend who i never mentioned before" lmao

And then gets into the whole "That's not my lingo" - what she mean by that...cuz i don't think her "white friend" has seen her black alter ego that Lisa and NeNe were talking about.

(SIDENOTE: Kim ass got facial work done too didn't she) HMMMM

*NeNe*

-Lisa and NeNe working out...good shit...not using diet pills or getting surgery...i like that.

Hahahahahaha @ the Kim and Sheree BFF ROAST:

"you the blk version of me...you the white version of me" "Ebony and Ivory" "Ain't u pretty ...and i'm pretty too"

OK...............

NeNe got the tatas all kinds of out...work it girl

*KANDI*

-Kandi's role is POINTLESS......AND......POINTLESS...OH and she has no POINT!!! lol

-I think i nodded off (cuz the broad is boring)...did anything happen in Kandi's first segment????(nope...i wasn't sleep...just wished i was). Her parts are so effing scripted. From her faking like she in the blogs/been in the blogs ...now "omg...i don't know anybody...i need my butt buddy to go to the party with me" Grow up..."miss I'm an independent woman doing on my own"

boo hiss

*Dwight*

um.....where is my Dwight....where can i order one....do they make then in a 23-27year old model?

LAWD HOLD MY MULE.....Was he just laid up there like that.......with the wine...

he's my new boo.

(OFF TOPIC....y'all see that woman he was talking to *her face* omg...ok...that was wrong)

He is very over the top...howsomeever he is doing it......FABULOSITY!! KIMORA BETTER TAKE NOTES

CLEARLY HE LIKES THE BREASTESESESESESES

~~twitter commentary~~

RT @tweetmeblack: WHOOOO shit!! DWight is laid across the table like he Jessica rabbit or somebody...#RHOA

RT @vanriessamonet: OMG DWIGHT!!!! I want to see breastestess I want melons bend over! gimme more!

*KIM*

SHE IS SUCH A LOSER...I KNEW HER ASS WAS GETTING SHIT DONE...TOLD YOU!!

thought of the "kim segment": why are you doing botox @ "29"-@EJamalC

-She's a lazy hoe...you ain't got no job...take ur ass to the gym. She wanna put 107 freaking degrees to her legs to firm them up...who does that. And she fronting with the whole payment thing...that's why they asked her the question.

-And her wig is something awful

~~twitter commentary~~

RT @tweetmeblack: You& NENE aint got to be best friends ,Kim.. You just have to let her take you to her Lacefrontologist IMMEDIATELY.

*DWIGHT'S BIRTHDAY AFFAIR*

Sheree know her ass is fake too.

Dwight party is so over the top...he's def. flamboyant...

Kandi is so awkward....and Sheree is so unimpressed by her : "designated driver"!! lmmfao

Sheree know her ass is not reserved...bitch didn't u just run down the sidewalk snatching weaves. Sheree always trying to bond with someone...she has some serious issues.

~~twitter commentary~~

RT @EJamalC: apparently gay people can get away with anything, dyaaaaam #rhoa

*Lisa*

Being real about the economy....the skreets was buzzin this week about their real estate business failing and them being "kicked out" of their house.

BOOLSHEET......according to CNN and People Magazine...they tried to restructure their loan and it did not work out so they did a short-sell and downsized their home.

Ok ...so to the fashion line!! I wish her all the best. Y'all know I love me some Lisa Wu!!

LMMFAO Did he just say: "NOT A DAY OR TWO LIKE SHEREE'S....." I'm done!!

*Sheree*

Sheree talking mad shit about Lisa......."she doesn't do anything" ...u for real Sheree.

FYL...what u funded last year looked like it came from "Rainbow" or a bootleg "Forever 21" FTL

So now she basically admits that she is doing the exact same thing that Lisa is doing....gtfoh.

~~twitter commentary~~

RT @FrillyChampagne: If u are just a friend of the housewife keep your ASS at home! Stop coming on here like ur a celeb making a cameo!

RT @EJamalC: She by Sheree' is going to be in the 5 for 20 t-shirt bin at Footlocker

@vanriessamonet @FearceDiva Thought: show was taped MONTHS ago. Why the hell didn't She get her tshirt game together then?

****ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! MISS VANRIESSA MONET HAS THE HOTTEST "WHO GON' CHECK ME BOO?" SHIRTS.......BUY THEM!!! SUPPORT THE CAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.cafepress.com/vanriessamonet

*Lisa- commercial insert*

i know they not about to talk mess about my boo NeNe

NO he did NOT give that look when she said she wanted NeNe to model!!!!!!

You betta let NeNe work that shit instead of some girl who look like she'd give it all at the cross for a cheeseburger and fries. gtfoh....shit

*sorry i had a skinny bitches are evil moment...woo-sah"

Lisa and Ed be gettin it in........I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!

*Sheree*

*WTF...SHEREE STILL HAVING A PARTY......GTFOH*

Sheree's husband is a bitch ass motherfucker...i don't care what you feel about your spouse but HOW DARE YOU leave your kids needy!!!!

*Kandi boring ass*

Lawd here comes snooze fest

*ok...i see you T-Boz* Did she just explain who T-Boz was....boooooooo

So they sitting there talking about how they both are about to make solo albums.

I just need to say that T-Boz can sing...that's a big difference...Kandi you need to sit down..your time and your voice have seemed to pass.

Again.....HER RING IS TACKY!!!TACKY!! TTTAAACCCCKKKKYYYYY

34...4 baby mamas....lawd a mercy....lol T-Boz gave her the ill face. Why does everyone but Kandi make that face. BUT She is clearly embarassed. I truly believe that she thinks she cant do any better. Shame Shame Shame.

You weighed 138....bitch boo bye....u went to a weight loss clinic...fyl

~~twitter comment~~

RT @tweetmeblack: Did Kandi say her Ring was 4 karats? One for each Baby mama? #RHOA

RT @tweetmeblack::Sings:I don't want no scrubs. A scrub isa guy who got 4 babymamas hangin out the pasgr side w nocondoms tryin2 marry Kandi

*Sheree's party*

OH THIS IS GONNA POP OFF AT SHEREE'S PARTY...HELL NO...

ok...so Sheree's party isn't outrageous...

"i have room to grow..." "to be your size one day" - Tania

"what size is that bitch...were u tryin to call me out...uh uh boo boo ...." - NeNe

*I would not have been mad if NeNe bust that chick in the mouth*

"do something with all that stuff" - Tania

"your hair is like a half inch sweetheart ..u wld love to have my hair" - Lisa

Lisa should have been swangin that hair cuz Tania know she wish she could do it like Lisa..talmbout she can do wash and wear and all this stuff too...jealous much.

Sheree did not just blame Lisa and NeNe....*1st alert that Kim prolly tellin the truth*

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH...TELL HER LISA!!!

hell no..."swimmers"...i ain't heard that before!!! Tania the Butcher/Baker/Candlestickmaker chick needs to slow her roll before she gets rolled over!!!

Did Sheree just say she didn't know what happened. Bitch you know what........you were right there.

That's why Lisa and NeNe are my boos..change your energy honey!!!

NeNe foolish like shit "at the end of the day he need a nice car"

~~twitter commentary~~

RT @tweetmeblack:The number one quality Sheree needs to look for in a man is one who is okay w/ her Penis! Who going 2 check her Penis, Boo?

RT @tweetmeblack: Who is this Nobody Beezy talking about pushing folks in the pool

RT @EJamalC: I absolutely love NeNe, who does this new girl think she is though? Nene and Lisa are finna light her ass up!!!

dead RT @tweetmeblack: Who going to check her penis, BOO? HE/She by Sheree in Store Fall 2009! Free tuck tape to the first 100 customers...

But as always.

**** Bet' Not NOBODY...NO-BAH-TEE...say nuttin' bad about Greg ****

I'm out!! Until next week....

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta

So...I've decided that this season...i will watch this hotmess / travashamockery of a guilty pleasure show. However, I cannot...CANNOT go without commenting on the ridiculosity i see all throughout the show. This week I was not prepared to fully capture everything. So this will be short and in bullet point format. I'll experiment with the format as I go.

We start off the show with Kim trying on some hoochie ass dresses with her breasticles hanging out

-Someone on twitter asks are Kim's breasts fake...i respond: "what the hell you think...they look like beachballs" CASE CLOSED. But clearly not for him...he's not satisfied until she admitted it...but forreal though.

Kandi goes on to talk about how she just has to avoid the blogs about her and her fiance and how they are saying she bought her own ring.

*A-FUCKING-LARM....Kandi know her ass was NOT in nobody blogs before they announced she was added to this season of RH. Bitch Boo Bye

but another point on Kandi.......her ring is TACKY AS HELL. I hope she didnt buy it cause then we'd have to add tacky to her resume. And with how the hell her singing is going she does not need another bad label. (We'll get to the FIANCE momentarily)

But also...maybe its just me...but Kandi...you bragging on your hair stylist but boo the curls are not for you

i need the Kandi they promised me

Ok...on to the FIANCE...so we already knew this guy had 6 kids...no taxes for him...woo hoo!! but we find out this week he has not 1, not 2, not 3 , but FOUR baby mamas!! Her family goes on her. She breaks down. Her folks don't look phased!! Dammit Gina!! And then she said something about him having several legitimate businesses...Dammit Gina...like Tommy...he AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!

Sheree then takes her hot ghetto mess ass to the gun range in some nice ass high heels...fine...be cute...but tight ass leather pants also. NO MA'AM!!

Speaking of hot ghetto mess...i must give a kudos to Miss NeNe. She is looking EXCELLENT this season. The short hair cut is whats up!!

Who would have thought she would start off the season as the "calm" mediator. Love it boo!!

So on to the Setup of Kim!!

-This fool does not know what she's got herself into.

-Sheree's ass is lying too

-*rewind* Why the eff does Kim have an assistant. They need to whoop her ass just for that.

- Its gon' pop off next week. Jesus be a MIB mind eraser because Black Folks we about to be permanently set back!!!

*Good Parts of the Show*

- We already mentioned NeNe's upgrade...again kudos.

- As always .....Lisa and Ed!! I love love love them!! Ed wants to knock her up so bad. They are sweet. I hope they remain drama free!!

And as I'll end every post. I love me some Greg!!

**** Bet' Not NOBODY...NO-BAH-TEE...say nuttin' bad about Greg ****

I'm out!! Until next week....