Saturday, August 29, 2009

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #4




This weeks episode was kinda blah....so there isn't really much for me to say.

*Kim*
So let me start off by saying: "The flashback of Kim singing was hilarious!!" I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.
And this chick is really a leech. Is she really even a Taurus or did she make that up trying to be close to Kandi. Fine, she probably is but she will use anything. Like, "Girl you on the Real Housewives of Atlanta....me too...we're meant to be (O_o)"
And now her and Kandi are "the same" and wasnt she swearing that she was the White Sheree. GTFOH
Then she says:
"You're not doing anything if you dont have haters"...right...you're not doing ANYTHING!!!!
OMG...WAS IT MY IMAGINATION OR DID KANDI ASK THIS CHILD TO SING AND SHE ACTED DUMB!! LMAO...iCant!!! KIM..JUST TELL FOLK YOU CANT SING ...at all.....your voice is dead ass wrong.
Lastly, how dare YOU...YOU...call Lisa fake as a $3 bill and Really...did you say NeNe bounces from friend to friend....heaux...thats you!!!
You talk to much shit.
You wanted to say NeNe gets jealous of you having new friends but you spend your whole day w/ Kandi talmbout NeNe being friends w/ other folk!! YOU MA'AM NEED A REALITY CHECK!!!

*NeNe*
My first topic is NeNe's Gaydar...oh yes ma'am...that joint is too strong. No need for more comments.

So, the Alter Ego photo shoot....I'm looking forward too it. If anything its a way to get all these broads together. So, there will be some ish talked!!
AND She gon' paint Kim black....i'm dying and naming her Keena. lmao. NeNe been callin Kim Keena for forever!! "She better get black...and get black quick"

You better tell the truth about all these chicks NeNe. She says what other folks dont wanna say.

Fool ass comment alert: "I got a pair of chopsticks in my purse" too much for me baby
"Gangsta boo is a chinatown chick" hahaha oh NeNe and your commentary.

WHERE IS HER AND DWIGHTS SHOW....LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

OK...i couldnt resist. NeNe's gaydar...this man Michael...too much!!
Did Michael...the gayman just swing his non-existent hair??? HE DID!!
This gayman is giving off waaay to much flair for me!! lol


*Lisa*

I'm proud of Lisa going to the gravesite after all of her anxiety!!
I'm happy she has some closure on the situation.

So this is my take on Lisa!!
Lisa may just be from the hood........w/ a asian wrapping. All of whats inside is black...she just got some flair to her wrapper. I'm just saying!!!
Ok...so Lisa daddy is asian...mama is blk...got it!! Her parents are so much older than i thought.
You see what i mean about the Asian Wrapper cuz Lisa...your young pics...hoodtastic. gangsta boo you are

Yall see G-Ma!!!
GET ME SOME VASELINE!!! PRONTO!!!


*Sheree*

HeSheree needs to get those roots done. FIRST OFF!!

Ok Sheree you are smelling yourself way too much.
How you gon' request a Maybach...
Ma'am you are not the hottest designer in town...just in ya head boo...check that!!
And these people know this!!!!
They looking at Sheree like "bitch you aint all that...you are no celebrity".
AAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD.............
Why this fool think she can get Naomi-esque models. Dont talk shit about who came...because thats what you attract. The hot models clearly dont wanna do nothing for you...cuz youre NO ONE ma'am!! ugh!!!


*Kandi*

Kandi sounds a mess!! More proof for all of yall sayin NeNe was a hater.
Kandi aint nobody hating on you cause no one was thinking about you before this show and your hot mess life. lmao But it is good entertainment. hahaha When she's not boring me to sleep that is!!

So now she loves a challenge, so boo, if you love a challenge.....i tell you ma'am....KIM IS A CHALLENGE.
And please believe Kim is funny to you until she starts dogging your ass. Lets count how many episodes until she talks about you!!

SO ...I FOUND A CLIP OF KANDI THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE ENTERTAINING...OR MAYBE ITS MORE FANTASIA!! CHECK IT OUT!!



I'm OUT!!!

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