Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 5

.................................i aint eeeeem feel like it.


MY BAD!!!

However............didn't i tell yall Phaedra ass got pregnant before she was married. SEE and i tweeted that ish way before!!!


But yea....i'll be back next week.

So get Jessi Spano Excited........

 

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 4

Even Cynthia's intro is boring.

This is the headline picture...because my face look one of these ways every time Phaedra came on the screen.  FORREAL!!

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NeNe and this surgery...lawd
Bryce sucks girl...just get rid of him
Dr. WHITE MAN!!! lawd but I'm happy she's making those boobs smaller before she walks around looking like Kim with wayward beach balls on her chest.

Dr. WhiteMAN lost his cool looking at NeNe
And NeNe bout should have listened to her friend bout that nose....cuz its not bad but she knows the troubles of Dwight breathing and ish.

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How does Kim afford a chef...forreal???????
Oohhh her folks have money!! I can tell
Kim is so her fathers child!! She looks just like that man....she shoulda whipped off her wig so we could have seen it better.
OMG really Kim back w/ Poppa...u really are a triflin ass heaux
Kims dad played her w/ church...like forreal.  He may as well told her that God said he's done with her how hard he went. lol
Kims mom is a gold digger too lol.  Y'all peep how she was all about her being with Poppa.
I luv her dad though haha but he knows those tears he had when she sang as a young child were because she sucked.  But you gotta love a dad's unconditional (sometimes deaf) love of their daughter.

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She got on a who gon' check me shirt?? Lol fool
Wtf her guy lost points off this dumb ass seminar topic.  Its the dead horse that keeps on getting the shit beat out of it.  Damn!!!
Sheree is a gold digger...NeNe u betta tell it...cuz that heaux want $$$


Phaedra's Roast after the Jump:

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 3

Why do we have to start the show with Kim again.................*deep sigh*

Kim...I hope they talk about your wigs behind your back because they are ALLLL awful!!!
Kim you children are fast just like you....

Who the eff does Kim think she is with all that damn luggage for a couple days....like WTF.

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I always forget about Brent.  OOO and he look just like that man...oh Greg.
wait is the dog named PLAYA???? o_O

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Ugh oh....this is the season of Dwight's Intervention...........clearly enough oxygen is not getting to his brain through those nostrils.

Dwight......none of that shit adds up to $3,000 yet alone $30,000.

Sheree that was funny talmbout his nose...but u still aint shit.
Oh my gosh....Sheree is sooooo basic.
And you know Sheree is someone who stands by his point...yall need to stop arguing with him.  He's not gonna back down.  "Who gon' check me, Boo" remember that.

The reason Black Women are Single after the Jump:

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 2

So...we start the episode off to realize that Kim is related to Sarah Palin...............huh???......u know....just how Palin swear she smart and a politician and shit .......Kim swears she's a pop star........oh and she thinks her hair looks good but that's another issue.

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Why does Phaedra wear so much damn makeup...I understand she's just a diva and a southern girl but you too damn made up.  Your lips look horrid girl.

And NeNe is such a hater...........to not have no damn job or degree or straight husband........oh my bad.

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Why is Big Lil Kandi rejecting in the lil shot......Kandi stop tryin to sang....mess mess mess....
Ne-yo cant save you boo.....I luh me some Ne-yo and he makes hits but gggiiirrrlll you need more than that chil'

Kandi...yes you can write hits but your ass cant sing them..........why you worked in a group you ask???? because there were other broads to over sing you fool.

HAHAHA But why can folk only name "No Scrubs" for Kandi....

and even though he gon'.............. wasn't AJ a scrub...........my bizzle #toosoon

HELL NO
Kim got 100,000 off that joint....let me make an autotune joint so i can pay some bills. SHIT....

oh...AND is Ne-yo Kandi's gay?? ok jk jk....I actually don't think Ne-yo is gay.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP...

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010

So here we go again............RHoA...........i sooooo was gonna attempt to avoid blogging about this and just tweeting about it but there was soooo much Fuckery that from here on out...i will also blog about it along with the tweets.

However, this week since i'm Lazy....hadnt planned on blogging it...and i'm packing for a move!!! (woo hoo) I'm gonna do a Twitter re-cap of what happened!!  Here are my tweets from the evening....in chronological order of course....i'll add side notes underneath and they'll be starred **

More after the jump...

Adventures in Ridiculosity: Aww F**k it

Man....clearly I've slowly been giving up on documenting the travashamockery that is Real Housewives of Atlanta. I went from actually getting my creative juices flowing and writing commentary to just publishing the random ish I think of while the show is on. I haven't even taken notes on the last two episodes and I ha vent even seen the last one. Who thinks they will get another season?? Probably will...people tune in for the shuck and jive!!! ...main reason why BET is alive, well, running marathons, found the fountain of youth and everything.

I say the fountain of youth thing about BET because the picking up of "The Game" is gonna have folks who had no interest in anything on BET tuning in to keep up with this show. Idk if I'll watch it on BET because i didn't watch it when it was on CW or wherever it was. I would randomly catch episodes. The show that should have been saved was "Everybody hates Chris". That's my ish!!! However, now we save "The Game" which is a decent show...cant lie...and will probably get a couple more seasons of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Basically we all usually have our guilty pleasures....idk what mine has been this season...i guess this but it bored me mostly....back in the day I was all over the I love NY and alla that...it was a great laugh. Horrible I know.

But anyway....I'm tired of all the black folks cooning themselves on TV. Yes, there are plenty of white people cooning themselves too but they have images of good ol' decent wholesome white people to counteract and give options. We don't have all of that. So I guess the question is...Do we support FULLY what we do have on tv or do we boycott until we get better? You be the judge!!!