Adventures in Ridiculosity: Aww F**k it

Man....clearly I've slowly been giving up on documenting the travashamockery that is Real Housewives of Atlanta. I went from actually getting my creative juices flowing and writing commentary to just publishing the random ish I think of while the show is on. I haven't even taken notes on the last two episodes and I ha vent even seen the last one. Who thinks they will get another season?? Probably will...people tune in for the shuck and jive!!! ...main reason why BET is alive, well, running marathons, found the fountain of youth and everything.

I say the fountain of youth thing about BET because the picking up of "The Game" is gonna have folks who had no interest in anything on BET tuning in to keep up with this show. Idk if I'll watch it on BET because i didn't watch it when it was on CW or wherever it was. I would randomly catch episodes. The show that should have been saved was "Everybody hates Chris". That's my ish!!! However, now we save "The Game" which is a decent show...cant lie...and will probably get a couple more seasons of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Basically we all usually have our guilty pleasures....idk what mine has been this season...i guess this but it bored me mostly....back in the day I was all over the I love NY and alla that...it was a great laugh. Horrible I know.

But anyway....I'm tired of all the black folks cooning themselves on TV. Yes, there are plenty of white people cooning themselves too but they have images of good ol' decent wholesome white people to counteract and give options. We don't have all of that. So I guess the question is...Do we support FULLY what we do have on tv or do we boycott until we get better? You be the judge!!!

Sippin' on some Sizzurp

As I sit her sippin on some NyQuil (I'm not sick...fyi...throat felt scratchy all of a sudden..lol) I decided...why yes...i would write about this travashamockery that has occurred and is surely a way to continue the downfall of minorities and the poor. I'm just sayin'.

The subject is Sizzurp - Syrup - purple drank - purple stuff (cough syrup (usually NyQuil), codeine, and soda) whatever you want to call it....if you're from the South, you've probably known about this concoction for some time now. It's been around...and in the last decade or so (damn 2000s bout to be over...shit) its been "popularized" in rap music by the likes of Lil' Wayne's addicted ass and the infamous Three 6 Mafia. Well for those who don't know when you take sizzurp you get a high that folks refer to as leaning....cuz your ass is just that damn relaxed and chill. SMH.

Well as if the illegal substance was not ENOUGH....some guy in wanna be corporate America thought it would be a grand idea to create some non illegal SYRUP. Oh you're probably thinking...that's just a great promo...trying to get people to buy this soda/energy drink what have you. BUT EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR WAIT...hold on to that thought as i inform you that this beverage makes you "lean". It even has the tag line of "slow your roll" GTFOHWTBS. Its the anti-energy drink. WTF!!

Do we not remember that Sizzurp killed Pimp C.........do we not remember.
Do we not remember that Sizzurp killed DJ Screw.......do we not remember.

Come on people...this is a gateway to some very serious shit.

Here are some side effects (just off casual consumption.....VERY CASUAL)

"Impaired judgment, nausea, loss of coordination, headache, vomiting, loss of consciousness, numbness of fingers and toes, abdominal pain, irregular heartbeat, aches, seizures, panic attacks, psychosis, euphoria, cold flashes, dizziness, and diarrhea" (source)

CRAZINESS RIGHT............why is this allowed to continue......is it because of who it affects........of course. of course. THIS ISH HAS TO END!!!