Keri...Desperation does NOT look good on you

Ok....so we all know I do NOT like Keri Hilson so we dont even have to go into all of that!!

However.......this new song and video is the worst thing I've ever seen and heard in MY LIFE!! (OK ...thats hyperbole but still)  Firstly...she sounds soo awful in this song....and lets not talk about the lyrics.  She's actually a pretty good song writer so why does this sound a hot mess!!!  Secondly.........why does she look like a tramp.  She has desperation written all over her....absolutely no sex appeal.  I'm the first chick thats able to admit when another woman is doing her thing....and Keri is the anti-hot!!  Ugh.....

She needs to stay in her lane and refuse to merge elsewhere.  You will never sing like Beyonce and you will never dance like Ciara....which is fine...but you stay tryna come for them jacking their style....This video is "Ride" amped up on some trippy type drugs and thrown in a back alley.  Miss Keri Baby....your desperation is showing...and it aint cute...it smells bad too!!

And if she had thrusted her crotch into the camera once more I was gonna have to say that this video was a sex tape.

Bridezilla BoooolSheet....

Maybe now they will go back to the REGULAR people who are just crazy abt the details of the wedding and are normal before and after....

cuz lately they've only had hood, ghetto, trashy, rude, crazy, unintelligent, disrespectful, unrealistic, triflin, awful women.

This. IS. it. ..........go back Bridezilla....heffas are fighting the brides now....you've gone too Ghetto

NO SYMPATHY

Real Talk........i usually can smh at ppl committing dumb crimes and stuff like that...senseless murders happen all the time...and its actually sad how de-sensitized folks have become. However...there are some times when I'm like GTFOHWTBS ...why did you do this.

So this teacher in Mississippi (my neighbor state) was convicted of the murder of her lover's PREGNANT fiance. And the murder was just gruesome yall......and all over some PENIS....

forreal forreal...someone needs to let me know where the D is that good so i can stay the F away!!! no lie!!

Then CNN has the video of the broad hearing the verdict...she busts out crying like she didn't kill this other woman in cold blood. I'm sitting there literally saying "bitch didn't you do it...why you crying like you shocked" Shot and stabbed her....the lady you killed did not have moments to mourn her impending death and lord knows that innocent child she carried didn't.

ugh........no one gives a damn about your tears......NO ONE!! OVER A PENIS!!! A PENIS!! it ain't no sex in the world that worth that. You threw away your life for some man that does not want you........you killed a woman......you have to have known you were not gonna get away with it......so what did you plan to get out of it. BASIC BITCH!!!

And in one of the few states where it counts as a double homicide AND you had the nerve to commit burglary too.........wtf........which is why you're up for death in the first place...DUMB!!

I'M ANNOYED. Here is the info!!

CNN Article

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #6

Lisa
So this week was Lisa's fashion show. Lisa had way more models than Sheree did.
However, the ATL modeling pool is whack as shit....wtf did they think this was. All kinds of hot messes walking in here. But at least she got some "legit ones"

I'm glad Lisa can see thru Sheree's bullshit. She definitely is hella crazy but right for telling Sheree she should have cancelled that show. Sheree all up in arms but Hell yea...you should have cancelled it....Lisa is so right..Sheree, u looked a hot mess

All in all...Lisa a hood stylist......her fashions are called "Closet Freak" so I'm hoping she was going for more of a hoodtastic, club wearing, kinda vibe. If she was going for high fashion or daily wear...then it was an ultimate fail. She needs to ask Dwight for a lil help though.


Kim
As usual...it's safe to say that Kim is remedial. "i get to spend time with my daughter..its like mommy and daughter time" What kind of short bus statement is that?
And I know she did not just spend $3000 on this lil piece of a heffa!! GTFOH...u don't have a job and ur "john" ain't supplying you with funding anymore. So WTF???
And why did her brokedown cracked out Malibu barbie looking self say "Lisa doesn't have any taste". BOO!! And now she meeting with Derek J. Nooooooooooo....not "transfantastic"...isn't that Sheree's hairdresser. Why he wearing those heels and dressed like that. He is too much. He cutting of MY circulation.

AND CLEARLY...Kim is also delusional. This fool said All what girlfriends wanna be her? We ain't seen these tacky hoes....that wanna be just like you Kim...they must not be on the show...lol


Sheree
Sheree is the ultimate supreme hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does She/He think she is the Queen bee of fashion
- Sheree is looking offended that Lisa offered to help her with contacts. I mean Sheree...Lisa actually is having a show WITH CLOTHES....at a VENUE....you may wanna lowkey take the HELP!! lol
Now this fool think folks copying her...gtfoh...nobody wanna be ur brokedown self. She just mad that MERCEDES was like hell no to her show cuz she ain't NOBODY.
And She looks Shocked that they don't want to proceed:
-Yes..the event is too big...Sheree..u thought you was the shit HUH!!...and you are NOT

OMG!! Yea this chick is on some "i'mma throw shade if i cant get paid type shit"
-She ain't spent time with a child in either season...now she has a recital...NO MA'AM.
-She show up in jeans...like she is queen bee.
-She gets uber offended when she gets called out.
-And she talks mad shit on what Lisa had on................HE/SHE is not even close to being my FAVORITE!!

Kandi

-Damn Kandi was so boring in the studio i forgot to comment on here...ah well. NEXT
AND I STILL HAVE NO COMMENTS ABOUT KANDI!!! DAMN....SHE REALLY IS BORING...
HOWSOMEEVER....
Kandi just did an interview with Essence saying the wedding is off...for now.

NeNe

-Has anyone read NeNe's book?
-So Bryce dropped out and moved back...Greg is right...that negro needs a JOB!!
NeNe told it right: "what woman want a man who don't have no money" or motivation or living at home doing nothing...u right
She gotta get that boy in check...she know her son is a damn mess...give him some rules.
I THINK I JUST DIED AT HER COMMENT AT KIM'S
Yes "I'm fucking hungry"....she on some ol' big girls don't care type ish!! iCANT

At the Fashion Show:
- Be honest with Lisa, NeNe...let her know her effort was good...but she needs some work. That's what a real friend does!!!
- And NeNe and Dwight are right about the Sheree thing....its ALWAYS on purpose

NeNe Quote of the Episode:
Dwight. "he says he's on the honor roll".. Ne-Ne. "He's not even in school. ask him again. maybe he'll get it right this time."... LMAO!!! that was funny!!

YOU LIE - 6 letters to RUIN YOUR LIFE!!

TO START OFF....in case you missed the actual event.......WATCH HERE!!!



In case that video is taken off here is the ABC News link



Now on to the commentary....Firstly...did this fool really think this was appropriate. I don't care how much your emotions take over you. Not only are you at WORK...BUT you are in the middle of a joint session of Congress with the most powerful MAN IN THE WORLD making a speech. You better be glad you have your life, Sir!! You are not at the Klan meeting or at a random rally. You sir...are the #BASICBITCH of the week. How many of you can yell out at your boss and still have your job tomorrow. And yall thought I was wrong for talking about #FreeRogerStephens....this is EXACTLY WHEN we need him. As soon as Wilson fixed his mouth to yell out in Congress...Roger Stephens should have been there to smack the shit out of him. DO YOU AGREE??? YOU KNOW YOU DO???







Anyway...the reaction picture. This is my take: Biden is looking like "I will Roger Stephens your ass" lol. Pelosi is in pure shock but is looking like she is ready to end his life. Obama (best of all) got his "American Gangsta/Training Day" face on like "Shit...you don't even know who you messing with PLAYA!! HA"!! That picture is PRICELESS.

AND THE REPUBLICANS........TODAY.........HAD THE NERVE TO TRY TO DEFEND WILSON TODAY. WHERETHEYDOTHATAT. OK...HOW CAN THIS BE ACCEPTABLE!!!! HOW???? TELL ME!!!! Comments like this piss me off. "Joe Wilson is an American. He has more right than Obama to yell in Congress" - Rush Limbaugh

And fools like the one in the other pic....GTFOHWTBS....classless!!

His apology was weak too. :Joe Wilson (R-SC) statement ~ "..my comments were inappropriate & regrettable. I extend sincere apologies to the Pres.."
He needs to apologize to congress and the American people. How dare you disrespect him like that. Your little words don't mean anything. If no one had said anything you would not have apologized. Why??? Because you are not sorry, sir!!



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Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta #5.5 - Ellen Show

So the ladies of Real Housewives of ATL went on Ellen.....and acted like perfect angels.............YEA RIGHT.........Sheree and Kim acted like some simple basic bitches. I had the thought "dont they know they are on a talk show"...but then i was like these fools know they being filmed daily so why would they change for the talk show.

Here is the video.................watch and..........just watch!!!





P.S....DIDNT KANDI LOOK ALMOST MORTIFIED WHEN ELLEN SAID SHE PRODUCED THE TRACK!! I almost thought she was proud...but I like to think not. lol


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Bridezillas: When Bitching Goes Wrong

So for years...I've been watching the WEtv Show Bridezillas. It has always been thoroughly entertaining. Drama Drama Drama. There would also be the occasional "people of color" to top off the Drama for the season. Very well rounded.

Most of the Brides were really just bitches about their weddings and everything going right. They would freak if things went really wrong or if they were seriously stressed. A lot of times you rarely saw the Fiance.

Nowadays....these Bitches are crazy!!! A few descriptive words: Insane, Loco, Disrespectful, Tacky, Uncouth, Divorce-heading (that's a new word yall), Ridiculous, Unsavory, Stank, and Ignorant.

Most of the brides fit all of these words ....I'm pretty sure. And to top it off HALF OF THEM ARE BLACK....DAMN DAMN DAMN

They even named this season "THE UNFORGETTABLE SEASON"

I'll highlight a few of the crazies this season!!

*Bernadette*
Bernie is a 40 year old maniac. She is always freaking out. She freaks out so much that much of her wedding party just decides to drop out (as they should have). So of course this stresses her out even more. She also wants to have 6 different dresses for the wedding and she's choosing a cheap ass store to buy 3 of them in about 5 days before the wedding. She gets all upset when she cant find any to fit her (cheap store) and still is begging for a hot dog with all of God's toppings on it. She even tells her bridesmaid to shut up talking because she cant listen to her voice any longer. and she wonders why no one wants to be a part of her wedding.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Karee*
She makes me sooooo mad. I cant even type about her so I'll just post what they said about her on the Bridezillas website.
Bridezilla Karee may be the meanest, most abusive Bridezilla of all time! Karee has threatened to snap necks if anyone gets in the way her wedding. She forces her fiancé to put on a dress, makes her mother-in-law clean her wedding dress-- with a toothbrush, and smashes a homemade gift without an ounce of remorse! Karee boxes her mother-in-law, burns her bridesmaid’s shoes, and gets into a car chase on her wedding day. (Source)
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Valique*
She's an island chick...with the stereotypical temper to match. She is forever angry at her groom. She even took his credit card to go on a shopping spree when she was upset at him. She even was mad that he was 5 minutes late for an appointment and decided she'd order a cake that he's allergic too so that she could poison him. (O_o)
Then he receives a call from an old girlfriend who they passed in the street and she wrestles him while driving to get his phone away from him. She is literally bat shit crazy.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Melissa B.*
This chick is the definition of delusional. She refers to herself as the queen. She really believes she is one...to the point where she was calling wedding vendors and requesting things for a "queens wedding" whose identity she could not reveal. These things included a white horse she wanted to ride in on (she's NEVER been on a horse btw) and a giant castle cake. She used to be engaged to the grooms best friend and calls him to curse him out so that he doesn't show up (he sounds as if he doesn't care)...that upsets her. She goes to buy a gun to keep in her bosom during the ceremony. **CRAZY** She also steals her fiance's debit card and takes like $600 out of his account which puts him into overdraft by like 300. Not only is she stealing his money she is asking her ex-husband (not the ex-fiance) for money to pay for the wedding. You think, what man will pay for his ex's wedding..right...well she is telling him the money is going to the kids...and since he's in Iraq he probably doesn't even know she is getting re-married. He especially does not know the money he is sending over for his babies is going to her lavish wedding. She's the definition of a basic bitch.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT


See...I know...I KNOW when they advertised for this season the flyer said the following: "Are any of you BASIC BITCHES getting married? And if so, would you like to be on TV? If the answers are YES, contact WeTv!!"



Until later,

I'm OUT!!

I'm not yo' Basic Bitch!! .........

....or yo' Simple Bitch..................

but a girl is simple.....as in I'm simple to please and not for any type of big fuss.

Let's give you some examples....a lil insight into WNW!!

WNW does not wear make up.......i was forced to wear it on my prom night. My homegirl's (Hey Ry) mom did if for me. She made me!! I'm still not a fan 6 years later. I'm fine natural with my lipgloss poppin.

WNW does not wear heels. I like my feet down low...like T.I. like his beats. (you know T.I. likes his beats down low so he can reach him....cuz that bamma short...lol) Back on task!! Yes...never really been a fan. I'm cool w/ a cute pair of flats. But in general I'm not a shoe gal/shoe fan.

WNW does not like shopping. Occasionally I'll go out and be happily in a store buying a few things to get my cute or sexy on but its not an obsession. Maybe if i was ballin' that would change. I mean...in the last year I've lost over 50lbs and have only been shopping a couple times for new clothes. So my wardrobe is really limited right now. Ok...I NEED TO GO SHOPPING SOON!!

WNW does not wear jewelry. I may occasionally fool ya and throw on my class ring or a delta ring or maybe even this elephant necklace my sister @blackjack9192 got me for Christmas (its bangin) but in general...I'm not the one. I used to wear earrings but my holes closed up. They just wont stay open unless i keep earrings in them 24/7. When they closed the last time, they had been pierced for over 3 years and when i took them out for ....a few weeks one spring...they closed. That's a sign that those holes aren't supposed to be in MY ears. I may try again!

WNW does not like to fool with her hair. I mean i think most women feel this way. But, I'm a unwrap and roll out type chick. If my hair doesn't fall right when i unwrap it it gets thrown in a ponytail and i roll out. If its a special event....I'll let my neo throw some curls in it cause she likes doing that typa stuff. But I'd rather not be bothered. Maybe I should get some wigs. lol

Anyone wanna fund me. Just don't send me to anywhere that Kim from RHOA goes...cuz Child Please!!!

WNW has never liked stuff that has strong smells so more than likely...body spray, scented lotion, perfume, cologne, or anything like that i don't like. Scented candles either. Now I have allergies and asthma so they can even make me sick now. I've always had a sensitivity to strong smells but now its horrible for me. I only used to could deal with "Cucumber Melon" from bath and body works. Now that's even too much. My lotion and my body wash are unscented. My laundry detergent is free and clear. I even have OxyClean that's free and clear!!

WNW does not mind simple dates. You don't have to take me to the fanciest place you know or anything like that. We can watch a movie and order pizza. We can go out to a "cheaper" restaurant. If you broke...you trying to achieve your dreams (not a triflin negro)...we can go dutch. A sister may even offer to pay sometimes. But you gotta be a hustler to get that treatment. I'm not a sugar mama...I'm a GREAT PARTNER!!! ya hear me??

WNW drinks....but i never get drunk. Never been drunk...dint plan on getting drunk. I been tipsy though.

OK....That's enough for now...I'm just simply tired of thinking of things to write about. Gotta stop before its too complicated. I'll be back with a "Things I like" type joint!!

I'm OUT!!!