Bridezillas: When Bitching Goes Wrong

So for years...I've been watching the WEtv Show Bridezillas. It has always been thoroughly entertaining. Drama Drama Drama. There would also be the occasional "people of color" to top off the Drama for the season. Very well rounded.

Most of the Brides were really just bitches about their weddings and everything going right. They would freak if things went really wrong or if they were seriously stressed. A lot of times you rarely saw the Fiance.

Nowadays....these Bitches are crazy!!! A few descriptive words: Insane, Loco, Disrespectful, Tacky, Uncouth, Divorce-heading (that's a new word yall), Ridiculous, Unsavory, Stank, and Ignorant.

Most of the brides fit all of these words ....I'm pretty sure. And to top it off HALF OF THEM ARE BLACK....DAMN DAMN DAMN

They even named this season "THE UNFORGETTABLE SEASON"

I'll highlight a few of the crazies this season!!

*Bernadette*
Bernie is a 40 year old maniac. She is always freaking out. She freaks out so much that much of her wedding party just decides to drop out (as they should have). So of course this stresses her out even more. She also wants to have 6 different dresses for the wedding and she's choosing a cheap ass store to buy 3 of them in about 5 days before the wedding. She gets all upset when she cant find any to fit her (cheap store) and still is begging for a hot dog with all of God's toppings on it. She even tells her bridesmaid to shut up talking because she cant listen to her voice any longer. and she wonders why no one wants to be a part of her wedding.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Karee*
She makes me sooooo mad. I cant even type about her so I'll just post what they said about her on the Bridezillas website.
Bridezilla Karee may be the meanest, most abusive Bridezilla of all time! Karee has threatened to snap necks if anyone gets in the way her wedding. She forces her fiancé to put on a dress, makes her mother-in-law clean her wedding dress-- with a toothbrush, and smashes a homemade gift without an ounce of remorse! Karee boxes her mother-in-law, burns her bridesmaid’s shoes, and gets into a car chase on her wedding day. (Source)
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Valique*
She's an island chick...with the stereotypical temper to match. She is forever angry at her groom. She even took his credit card to go on a shopping spree when she was upset at him. She even was mad that he was 5 minutes late for an appointment and decided she'd order a cake that he's allergic too so that she could poison him. (O_o)
Then he receives a call from an old girlfriend who they passed in the street and she wrestles him while driving to get his phone away from him. She is literally bat shit crazy.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT

*Melissa B.*
This chick is the definition of delusional. She refers to herself as the queen. She really believes she is one...to the point where she was calling wedding vendors and requesting things for a "queens wedding" whose identity she could not reveal. These things included a white horse she wanted to ride in on (she's NEVER been on a horse btw) and a giant castle cake. She used to be engaged to the grooms best friend and calls him to curse him out so that he doesn't show up (he sounds as if he doesn't care)...that upsets her. She goes to buy a gun to keep in her bosom during the ceremony. **CRAZY** She also steals her fiance's debit card and takes like $600 out of his account which puts him into overdraft by like 300. Not only is she stealing his money she is asking her ex-husband (not the ex-fiance) for money to pay for the wedding. You think, what man will pay for his ex's wedding..right...well she is telling him the money is going to the kids...and since he's in Iraq he probably doesn't even know she is getting re-married. He especially does not know the money he is sending over for his babies is going to her lavish wedding. She's the definition of a basic bitch.
HER FREAKOUT MOMENT


See...I know...I KNOW when they advertised for this season the flyer said the following: "Are any of you BASIC BITCHES getting married? And if so, would you like to be on TV? If the answers are YES, contact WeTv!!"



Until later,

I'm OUT!!