Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 4

Even Cynthia's intro is boring.
This is the headline picture...because my face look one of these ways every time Phaedra came on the screen.  FORREAL!!

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NeNe and this surgery...lawd
Bryce sucks girl...just get rid of him
Dr. WHITE MAN!!! lawd but I'm happy she's making those boobs smaller before she walks around looking like Kim with wayward beach balls on her chest.

Dr. WhiteMAN lost his cool looking at NeNe
And NeNe bout should have listened to her friend bout that nose....cuz its not bad but she knows the troubles of Dwight breathing and ish.


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How does Kim afford a chef...forreal???????
Oohhh her folks have money!! I can tell
Kim is so her fathers child!! She looks just like that man....she shoulda whipped off her wig so we could have seen it better.
OMG really Kim back w/ Poppa...u really are a triflin ass heaux
Kims dad played her w/ church...like forreal.  He may as well told her that God said he's done with her how hard he went. lol
Kims mom is a gold digger too lol.  Y'all peep how she was all about her being with Poppa.
I luv her dad though haha but he knows those tears he had when she sang as a young child were because she sucked.  But you gotta love a dad's unconditional (sometimes deaf) love of their daughter.


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She got on a who gon' check me shirt?? Lol fool
Wtf her guy lost points off this dumb ass seminar topic.  Its the dead horse that keeps on getting the shit beat out of it.  Damn!!!
Sheree is a gold digger...NeNe u betta tell it...cuz that heaux want $$$


Phaedra's Roast after the Jump:



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Cynthia you better let us know what Phaedra and Dwight looking like.
Yyyeeesss Phaedra and Dwight are so one in the same




Phaedra how you gonna play Cynthia like she's not a real model and low key call her ugly. You surely aren't shiny and fabulous...quite frankly you ain't much to look at yourself (even with feathers and glitter) and I'm glad Cynthia played u like that in her comments.


More all about Phaedra commentary. Why Phaedra have that type of big ol' wedding ...ugh

Really a "clean" man...really Phaedra...kids vs jail...u ain't shit...AND your mans gay boo.  
OK i still don't know if Apollo is gay but she pissed me off talking about Cynthia's man like he wasn't sitting in front of her and like Apollo was some great Saviour of a man.  Girl please.  A man can have no kids and not be worth shit or 5 like Cynthia's man and be an awesome man, husband and father.  Girl Please!! *deep breath*


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Phaedra why you tryna get out the limo sexy....beyotch you preggers...just get out...Cynthia slayed you when she got out.


Phaedra you stay considering yourself shit....but you need to be brought back down to earth because you're a trip.  Why do you need 200 people at your baby shower.  "3 or 4 degrees....just a few" Girl no one cares. AT ALL!! You can go get another one.  


I may be liking Cynthia now that she plays the shit outta Phaedra....not so boring after all!!! She hath redeemed herself for now


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Ya'll see Kim salivating over those songs.  And Kandi...I'm sorry that you are gonna be devastated.


Um again...i say Kim is def related to Sarah Palin...because they have any type of sense. Ask for yo' money Kandi girl!!
Don't ask that fool to tour with you, Kandi.  You just want to fail huh!! Cuz folk barely wanna see you so having you with White Kerri Hilson is not gonna help your case.


And Kim how dare you tell Kandi not to write bullshit........when you plan on singing the song with your voice.....therefore making it.........BULLSHIT


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HAHAHAHAA EVEN in her drugged up sense she playing Dwight's life.  "They were swollen for 5 years" hahahahahaha too much.


Greg ain't shit at all.  How you not gonna be there.
hahahaha she calling all those heauxs!!! hahahahahahaha
"I get to wear one of your bras" she is drugged to the core. hahahahaha if y'all ever w/ me after surgery y'all best not call NOBODY i tell y'all to call but my family!!!


She sleep like shit!!  Damn not "sex wont be a problem"


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Why is Phaedra so trashy "classy" ugh....its so annoying.  I wanted to like her.  I really did.


Girl your husband is also a "gay man" there wouldn't have been a difference....puhlease believe.


I already told y'all Phaedra got preggers before she got married............I TOLD Y'ALL!!! I know that's it!!! (next week we shall find out)


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I wanna turn the TV off while Tiy-E's seminar is going on.  oh lawd
But its funny though.


Money vs. Love...........i say each are 100%.  You cant build your family without money.  But we need to be fully in love too!! 100% each.  Final answer.


Sheree tryna run after that dick.  Although...he needs to fix him hair!!


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"I'm ready to drink the bitch is back...we're going to the club" -NeNe


Boy...don't you have fake hair in your head!!! shut up Bryce.  And he didn't say she was beautiful.


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OMG DWIGHT IS THE KING OF FUCKERY!!!! This shower is gonna be a got damb mess!!!


Yay


Why the hell is that ish on Phaedra's head....OMG


WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!




WAIT A MINUTE!!! Why Phaedra make the ugliest faces.


NeNe just reinstated herself as Queen Bee of this show for me #TeamNeNe


Kim swears she is the shit!!! and my take on Phaedra:  Roses suck....eyes suck....everything about this event sucks Phaedra.  The dance was unnecessary as was the whole event.  #HeauxSitDown no forreal sit your 10 month pregnant self down and quit faking like you're 8 months...we know when you REALLY got pregnant.




*All pictures from Bravotv.com*

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