Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 2

So...we start the episode off to realize that Kim is related to Sarah Palin...............huh???......u know....just how Palin swear she smart and a politician and shit .......Kim swears she's a pop star........oh and she thinks her hair looks good but that's another issue.

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Why does Phaedra wear so much damn makeup...I understand she's just a diva and a southern girl but you too damn made up.  Your lips look horrid girl.

And NeNe is such a hater...........to not have no damn job or degree or straight husband........oh my bad.

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Why is Big Lil Kandi rejecting in the lil shot......Kandi stop tryin to sang....mess mess mess....
Ne-yo cant save you boo.....I luh me some Ne-yo and he makes hits but gggiiirrrlll you need more than that chil'

Kandi...yes you can write hits but your ass cant sing them..........why you worked in a group you ask???? because there were other broads to over sing you fool.

HAHAHA But why can folk only name "No Scrubs" for Kandi....

and even though he gon'.............. wasn't AJ a scrub...........my bizzle #toosoon

HELL NO
Kim got 100,000 off that joint....let me make an autotune joint so i can pay some bills. SHIT....

oh...AND is Ne-yo Kandi's gay?? ok jk jk....I actually don't think Ne-yo is gay.

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OMG...........sHEree AND LAWRENCE........i think Sheree and Lawrence are actually the same person....its official....she's def a man....lol

Sheree how you buying shoes and your husband wasn't even tryna pay child support.  I guess you got a nice settlement huh..........bet it'll be gon' by next season (if it happens).

And Sheree don't have friends so she met this coon on match.com or something

YES LAWRENCE....get her whack ass edges.

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Why NeNe look like that ...........she standing next to Cynthia looking a mess but she swears she's classy.

I know what the deal is between you and Greg........other men's penises.........for Greg............

and bee tee dubs Cynthia edges look like they gon' do a Naomi Campbell....lls

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HAHAHAHAHAH sHEREEs a COON......lol......"the doctor" what the fuck........that's why your ass is divorced........cuz you don't appreciate effort.  He has the most coonerific laugh.
He seems like a nice dude but she don't know how to appreciate shit...so yea

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Kim's collagen lips are just.........................................................................



Bitch you better know who Ke$ha is..........
What you mean they'll LET Kandi come like she ain't the real "artist" yes quotes cuz you know she has some talent...can hold some notes but yea....Kim you ain't real.

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Now she rehearsing:
I know............Kandi ..................um I know you should hush.

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Why does NeNe's son have extensions
Its the fact that you scruffy as hell Bryce...whatever your name is.
in other words Bryce..........you ain't shit!!! and until you do right by NENE *SLAVE CRY*............

And NeNe u know your son is dumb...don't tell him he doesn't understand because he don't have a child...cuz he may go out and have one so he can understand.

UUUGGGHHH you need a curfew...you ain't got no job and you not going to school.....bitch ass coon.....why do you deserve for her to be kind to you....

Get yo own place.  Tell him abt his soul NENE!!!! Did she tell him to call her when he finds his mind.... #iLIVE

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Commercial Coonin
LOOK HOW THEY SELL COONIN TO Y'ALL...............that movie looks like it needs to be str8 to DVD and they just asked y'all to go to the theatre to see it #NSecure ............anything with Tempest Bledsoe (post Cosby) is a FAIL.  What you think the Cosby producers thought when she grew up.........is that wrong.  Sorry... #mybizzle

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And we're back...

Sheree......you are so dumb............you are really dumb forreal.  And Sheree just because you're a drag queen doesnt mean he dropped the soap in prison.

Y'all..........why Kandi sound like that???? I wonder if her band thinks she sounds good or do they just need jobs.
This whole scene is about how nobody was listening to Kandi but herself and her mama ...lol

I don't know if Phaedra's husband is gay y'all...........i mean if he was gay wouldn't he try to holla at Sheree on the side or something??

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Final Thoughts:
NeNe sholl is emotional this season.......she just going thru it.  and Dwight gon' tell her that Greg is one of you #alien

Phaedra i hope that your baby makes you wear less makeup.


*all photos courtesy Bravotv.com*

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