Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Adventures in Ridiculosity - Real Housewives of Atlanta 2010 - Ep. 3

Why do we have to start the show with Kim again.................*deep sigh*

Kim...I hope they talk about your wigs behind your back because they are ALLLL awful!!!
Kim you children are fast just like you....

Who the eff does Kim think she is with all that damn luggage for a couple days....like WTF.

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I always forget about Brent.  OOO and he look just like that man...oh Greg.
wait is the dog named PLAYA???? o_O

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Ugh oh....this is the season of Dwight's Intervention...........clearly enough oxygen is not getting to his brain through those nostrils.

Dwight......none of that shit adds up to $3,000 yet alone $30,000.

Sheree that was funny talmbout his nose...but u still aint shit.
Oh my gosh....Sheree is sooooo basic.
And you know Sheree is someone who stands by his point...yall need to stop arguing with him.  He's not gonna back down.  "Who gon' check me, Boo" remember that.

The reason Black Women are Single after the Jump:



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Kim....how are yall dumb and dumber....your assistant should at least have some kind of brains dealing with your dumb self.  Wait is the assistant's name "Sweetie" ...........eff my her life.

OH my GOD!!! Kim had a Limo for her luggage....get the fuck outta here.  OMG I'm so happy Kandi is scoffing at this bullshit.  Kim did lowkey need all those bags.  I'm sure one is full of collagen for her lips.

I know Kim didnt ask Kandi to be her backup....LMAO....Kim you aint shit!!

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Cynth*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* oh shit...ia

She's so damn boring.

yall 11 months apart.....either your parents cldnt wait or one of yo parents a freak!! Ok thats rude...but forreal tho. lol

I SOLVED IT.......Cynthia is why black women are single!!  There you have it.  Now everyone can stop discussing it.  It's Cynthia's fault....just talk about her.  And let us single black educated women be....

*sidenote...they clearly needed two broads to replace Lisa........and they are failing*

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Phaedra "High Class" Parks ...........NeNe you slay me!!  I see you Phaedra with the meal.

Phaedra is team spanking and Apollo is team Spare the Rod just send em to jail...oh okay

And am i the only one who thinks of Sir Patrick from Hoarders when i look at all the mess in Phaedra's home.

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Kim thinks she is famous forreal.  And no one wants to see your fake bouncy ball rubber titties.

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Sheree's daughter is cute!! I like her.
How u gon' sound like an old witch when you said that about grandchildren.
Wait yall.......i'm tryna do the math...........daughter is 24......aint Sheree 39...that means she was 15...SMH.

But how dare you try to say she's gonna break the cycle Sheree.....ummm she did that about *looks at watch* 10 years ago when she didnt get preggers at 14 hun. But Anyway..........

And wait...why did Essence have her daughter listed as her "friend" you shamed Sheree until NOW huh
And rumor on the street is that Sheree and her daughter don't really get along because Sheree shaded her when she was married.  She left her broke and struggling and refused to admit she was her mother because of her "image".  What kind of mother are you REALLY!!

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Kim is such a heaux!!! OMG....like forreal.

Kandi you know Kim doesn't have goals............she sounds like Kerri Hilson when she sings....she wont be going too far.

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NO SHE DIDNT GO IN ON WHITE FOLKS...........she said growing up in a white home he's used to canned foods and packed meat and shit.
And she's used to classiness then she CHOMPS at her fork...lol

And did she mean to say he's been in jail so he's used to thick slices of ham on white bread....cornbread...beans and water.  cuz .................................yea

Apollo is like what did I get myself into..........
so who thinks Phaedra got knocked up so she just jumped up and got engaged then got married........ *raises hand*

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Kim complaining about her boobs like she didnt buy those shits!! Kim is the reason for Global Warming........plastic is a danger to the environment!!!!!

Her collagen is awful....oh emma gee

oooo yall saw Apollo at the White Party....i did....i swear....its like "Where's Apollo" you gotta look close.

Kandi you were a professional back up singer..........Xscape..........duh

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Wait..........what just happened in the preview..........LAWD

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