*This week...we're gonna go w/ the flow of the show. I told yall I was gonna try different formats. Let me know which one yall like best*
This week I'm also featuring hilarious Twitter commentary in each section!!!
The Fight:
So last week's episode ended off with "boughetto" Sheree deciding that she wanted to bust Kim in the head. She runs out the restaurant sayin: "I'm about to go kick her ass".
*The big Fight* .........is whack. Notable moments:
"She aint gon' do nothing" - Sheree
NeNe being civilized...i love it.
Sheree....basically said "i wanted to shake the bitch a lil bit"...talmbout "i wasn't gonna pull her wig off i just wanted to "shift it a lil bit""
AND NO THESE HOES DID NOT GET INTO A WIG VS. WEAVE FIGHT...i could died.
Basically in the end: I, myself, in my opinion, believe: (lmmfao)
Sheree is two faced...Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde like a mo fo
*KIM*
Kim BASICALLY has said......"I'm done w/ black women let me call in my White best friend who i never mentioned before" lmao
And then gets into the whole "That's not my lingo" - what she mean by that...cuz i don't think her "white friend" has seen her black alter ego that Lisa and NeNe were talking about.
(SIDENOTE: Kim ass got facial work done too didn't she) HMMMM
*NeNe*
-Lisa and NeNe working out...good shit...not using diet pills or getting surgery...i like that.
Hahahahahaha @ the Kim and Sheree BFF ROAST:
"you the blk version of me...you the white version of me" "Ebony and Ivory" "Ain't u pretty ...and i'm pretty too"
OK...............
NeNe got the tatas all kinds of out...work it girl
*KANDI*
-Kandi's role is POINTLESS......AND......POINTLESS...OH and she has no POINT!!! lol
-I think i nodded off (cuz the broad is boring)...did anything happen in Kandi's first segment????(nope...i wasn't sleep...just wished i was). Her parts are so effing scripted. From her faking like she in the blogs/been in the blogs ...now "omg...i don't know anybody...i need my butt buddy to go to the party with me" Grow up..."miss I'm an independent woman doing on my own"
boo hiss
*Dwight*
um.....where is my Dwight....where can i order one....do they make then in a 23-27year old model?
LAWD HOLD MY MULE.....Was he just laid up there like that.......with the wine...
he's my new boo.
(OFF TOPIC....y'all see that woman he was talking to *her face* omg...ok...that was wrong)
He is very over the top...howsomeever he is doing it......FABULOSITY!! KIMORA BETTER TAKE NOTES
CLEARLY HE LIKES THE BREASTESESESESESES
~~twitter commentary~~
RT @tweetmeblack: WHOOOO shit!! DWight is laid across the table like he Jessica rabbit or somebody...#RHOA
RT @vanriessamonet: OMG DWIGHT!!!! I want to see breastestess I want melons bend over! gimme more!
*KIM*
SHE IS SUCH A LOSER...I KNEW HER ASS WAS GETTING SHIT DONE...TOLD YOU!!
thought of the "kim segment": why are you doing botox @ "29"-@EJamalC
-She's a lazy hoe...you ain't got no job...take ur ass to the gym. She wanna put 107 freaking degrees to her legs to firm them up...who does that. And she fronting with the whole payment thing...that's why they asked her the question.
-And her wig is something awful
~~twitter commentary~~
RT @tweetmeblack: You& NENE aint got to be best friends ,Kim.. You just have to let her take you to her Lacefrontologist IMMEDIATELY.
*DWIGHT'S BIRTHDAY AFFAIR*
Sheree know her ass is fake too.
Dwight party is so over the top...he's def. flamboyant...
Kandi is so awkward....and Sheree is so unimpressed by her : "designated driver"!! lmmfao
Sheree know her ass is not reserved...bitch didn't u just run down the sidewalk snatching weaves. Sheree always trying to bond with someone...she has some serious issues.
~~twitter commentary~~
*Lisa*
Being real about the economy....the skreets was buzzin this week about their real estate business failing and them being "kicked out" of their house.
BOOLSHEET......according to CNN and People Magazine...they tried to restructure their loan and it did not work out so they did a short-sell and downsized their home.
Ok ...so to the fashion line!! I wish her all the best. Y'all know I love me some Lisa Wu!!
LMMFAO Did he just say: "NOT A DAY OR TWO LIKE SHEREE'S....." I'm done!!
*Sheree*
Sheree talking mad shit about Lisa......."she doesn't do anything" ...u for real Sheree.
FYL...what u funded last year looked like it came from "Rainbow" or a bootleg "Forever 21" FTL
So now she basically admits that she is doing the exact same thing that Lisa is doing....gtfoh.
~~twitter commentary~~
RT @FrillyChampagne: If u are just a friend of the housewife keep your ASS at home! Stop coming on here like ur a celeb making a cameo!
RT @EJamalC: She by Sheree' is going to be in the 5 for 20 t-shirt bin at Footlocker
@vanriessamonet @FearceDiva Thought: show was taped MONTHS ago. Why the hell didn't She get her tshirt game together then?
****ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! MISS VANRIESSA MONET HAS THE HOTTEST "WHO GON' CHECK ME BOO?" SHIRTS.......BUY THEM!!! SUPPORT THE CAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.cafepress.com/vanriessamonet
*Lisa- commercial insert*
i know they not about to talk mess about my boo NeNe
NO he did NOT give that look when she said she wanted NeNe to model!!!!!!
You betta let NeNe work that shit instead of some girl who look like she'd give it all at the cross for a cheeseburger and fries. gtfoh....shit
*sorry i had a skinny bitches are evil moment...woo-sah"
Lisa and Ed be gettin it in........I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!
*Sheree*
*WTF...SHEREE STILL HAVING A PARTY......GTFOH*
Sheree's husband is a bitch ass motherfucker...i don't care what you feel about your spouse but HOW DARE YOU leave your kids needy!!!!
*Kandi boring ass*
Lawd here comes snooze fest
*ok...i see you T-Boz* Did she just explain who T-Boz was....boooooooo
So they sitting there talking about how they both are about to make solo albums.
I just need to say that T-Boz can sing...that's a big difference...Kandi you need to sit down..your time and your voice have seemed to pass.
Again.....HER RING IS TACKY!!!TACKY!! TTTAAACCCCKKKKYYYYY
34...4 baby mamas....lawd a mercy....lol T-Boz gave her the ill face. Why does everyone but Kandi make that face. BUT She is clearly embarassed. I truly believe that she thinks she cant do any better. Shame Shame Shame.
You weighed 138....bitch boo bye....u went to a weight loss clinic...fyl
~~twitter comment~~
RT @tweetmeblack: Did Kandi say her Ring was 4 karats? One for each Baby mama? #RHOA
RT @tweetmeblack::Sings:I don't want no scrubs. A scrub isa guy who got 4 babymamas hangin out the pasgr side w nocondoms tryin2 marry Kandi
*Sheree's party*
OH THIS IS GONNA POP OFF AT SHEREE'S PARTY...HELL NO...
ok...so Sheree's party isn't outrageous...
"i have room to grow..." "to be your size one day" - Tania
"what size is that bitch...were u tryin to call me out...uh uh boo boo ...." - NeNe
*I would not have been mad if NeNe bust that chick in the mouth*
"do something with all that stuff" - Tania
"your hair is like a half inch sweetheart ..u wld love to have my hair" - Lisa
Lisa should have been swangin that hair cuz Tania know she wish she could do it like Lisa..talmbout she can do wash and wear and all this stuff too...jealous much.
Sheree did not just blame Lisa and NeNe....*1st alert that Kim prolly tellin the truth*
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH...TELL HER LISA!!!
hell no..."swimmers"...i ain't heard that before!!! Tania the Butcher/Baker/Candlestickmaker chick needs to slow her roll before she gets rolled over!!!
Did Sheree just say she didn't know what happened. Bitch you know what........you were right there.
That's why Lisa and NeNe are my boos..change your energy honey!!!
NeNe foolish like shit "at the end of the day he need a nice car"
~~twitter commentary~~
RT @tweetmeblack:The number one quality Sheree needs to look for in a man is one who is okay w/ her Penis! Who going 2 check her Penis, Boo?
RT @tweetmeblack: Who is this Nobody Beezy talking about pushing folks in the pool
RT @EJamalC: I absolutely love NeNe, who does this new girl think she is though? Nene and Lisa are finna light her ass up!!!
dead RT @tweetmeblack: Who going to check her penis, BOO? HE/She by Sheree in Store Fall 2009! Free tuck tape to the first 100 customers...
But as always.
**** Bet' Not NOBODY...NO-BAH-TEE...say nuttin' bad about Greg ****
I'm out!! Until next week....
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