FACEBOOK: STAY IN YO LANE!!

Dear 5 year old, social networking, Zuckerberg made Facebook,

I really used to have a thing for you. I mean, I couldn't go a day without you. We worked so hard to get you. You were kind of elitist at first...showing love to ivy leagues and big state schools but we here at GW finally got you!! Then it was that exclusivity that I liked...you know because people only like discrimination when it favors them. But anyway, back to my point. I was elated when you added statuses, photo albums rocked my world, the wall was a delight, and there have been several other tweeks that have been AWESOME. However, Facebook....it pains me to say this...but you're not the same facebook i fell in love with several years ago. Since I became friends with Twitter, you have shown so much jealousy and envy. Just because I have Twitter now doesn't mean that I love you any less. I mean, true, I was not spending as much time with you once I got Twitter....but if you liked me then you should have put a ring on me. We were in an open relationship. Now you're changing yourself to be like Twitter. Live stream.........success....but took some getting used to. Tagging in statuses.........OVER DOING IT, MAJORLY..........but maybe it will work. And now...i hear you're thinking about doing a voice chat. I mean...this is your grand scheme to outdo twitter.......and its just not working babe. I loved you for you...but now...i don't know you anymore. I mean ....we can still be friends...but if these identity issues continue....i don't know. I mean...i really just want you to STAY IN YO LANE!!!

Sincerely

W. Nicole