Thursday, August 5, 2010

I need an Intervention.....



Cue Intervention Music <<< Click There

My name is Da Definition....better known as Fearce Diva F-E-A-R-C-E-D-I-V-A and i'm addicted to Starbucks.......(Xtra Caramel Caramel Macchiato to be exact)


*Insert Testimonials here*

I mean.......its good. She gon' do what she wanna do. Yea i went with her and i got an caramel frappe....i mean........may as well not let her drink alone.
-Enabler #1

If I had only known that telling her about the Caramel Brulee Latte would lead to this I would have never. I could stop whenever I wanted to...I didnt realized it was so addictive
-Enabler #2

*Enablers may be based of real ppl (cough you know who you are cough) if you see yo' story...all characters are fictional!!! LMAO

She needs help!! I took the comps too....everybody went through it. It just affected her differently.
-Concerned Love one

My STORY!!!

it was spring 2010 and i had to study....i NEEDED to pass....it was sooo stressful...Comps....was BEATING ME!!!! Coffee eased the pain!!

I BLAME COMPS!!!! before my last semester in grad school the invention of the caramel brulee latte and Comps i nvr drank coffee

only time i was in starbucks was for the tea.......and now......i got a card.......well on my way to them sending a personalized one!!!

WHAT IS WE GON' DO!!!

I stay awake sometimes.......so i can get the coffee in the morning.....and sometimes....i just get it......i'ont eeem be tired!!! its the addiction.

*Insert Intervention and sappy letters about how caffeine gon' stop my heart...and they 'ont wanna find me sitting up at night rocking and shaking and shit*

I'M GOING.......I'LL DO.......

*Insert Gone to Treatment Music <<< click there

So...I started weaning myself off starbucks....today...i only had a tall....tomorrow i was just gonna go cold turkey....but they tell me thats not smart.....i'll get a tall again.....but maybe......maybe by MONDAY....i'll be off of that stuff.

but then again its monday!!!

*FEARCEDIVA IS NOT YET STARBUCKS FREE. SHE CONTINUES TREATMENT IN THE DMV AREA. HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND WALLET LOOK FORWARD TO HER FULL RECOVERY! HER PROGRESS IS ........PROGRESSING!!!***

1 comment:

  1. its okay...im addicted to the ice version....i got addicted when i worked at a local starbucks in high school...i never beat the addiction

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